Of course it wasn't, but the thing about a massive war is that it creates a lot of needs back home, and for the United States, one of those needs was a lot of workers to replace the ones we sent off to fight Hitler. So in exchange for not having to be an active participant in the war, Mexico agreed to send us workers on a short-term basis. It was called the Bracero Program. We also promised to shore up border security and put tighter restrictions on hiring workers who were in the country illegally, the thinking being that between sending back undocumented immigrants and workers here legally under the Bracero Program returning after two years, Mexico would eventually solve the massive labor shortage that was hindering efforts to industrialize their country.

Wait, that doesn't sound so bad, right? Illegal immigration was hurting Mexico, and we were just sending people back to help fix that problem. The only hitch is that it didn't really work. Workers crossing the border to seek higher wages and better opportunities in America never stopped happening. We didn't really want for it to stop happening, but for diplomatic reasons, we had to do something. That something ended up being the unfortunately-named Operation Wetback.

What was that? Oh, just a plan to deport undocumented immigrants on a massive scale. How massive? Well, more than one million immigrants were apprehended in the first year alone. Keep in mind that this was the 1950s. We didn't have a fraction of the resources available to us now back in those days, especially in terms of technology that allows us to track people more effectively.

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"In my day, hating Mexicans was all done on pen and paper."

If you can track people, you can find people. If you can find people, you can arrest them and send them somewhere else. It really isn't rocket science. Your grandparents figured it out, and they can't even operate a smartphone without government intervention. It's foolish to think that the nightmarish logistics of rounding up a lot of people will keep mass deportations from happening.

Did Operation Wetback work, at least? Nope. Illegal immigration never stopped being a problem, and even worse, the program was rife with abuse and mistreatment. At one point, 88 Mexican immigrants died after we just dropped them in the middle of the desert in July, when temperatures were in the 112-degree range. In all, there were 11,000 documented cases of abuse, with who knows how many additional instances that went unreported.

In other words, it was a disaster. Even worse, it's a disaster that's mostly been forgotten in this country, which is all the more reason to trust that it can happen again.

One of the more troubling aspects of Trump's immigration plan is that he not only makes it clear that he wants to deport people here illegally, but also vows that doing so won't break up families. The problem with that is that in a lot of cases, the children involved were actually born here, meaning they're citizens of this country, according to the Constitution. It's called birthright citizenship, and it's a thing Trump wants to do away with, as clearly stated in his own words right there on his official website.

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Yes, I've been assured by people who know way more about these things than I do that an act of that nature would require years of maneuvering through Congress and such to make it a reality, and that's certainly comforting to some degree. It's one thing to target undocumented immigrants. Going after actual citizens of the United States is an entirely different thing, and really drastic and unsavory measures would be required for it to happen. That's especially true if you're hoping to do it without the public thinking you're an out-of-control tyrant.

The problem is that sometimes drastic things happen, and in those cases, the people and the government alike have proven time and time again that all bets are off when they do. Take what happened to Japanese people in this country after the United States finally entered World War II, for example. Do you remember that? It was the attack on Pearl Harbor, which was carried out by Japan, that prompted us to finally get involved.

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All it took was this!

That, in turn, prompted us to round up anyone of Japanese descent who lived on the West Coast, United States citizens included, and force them to relocate to internment camps. It wasn't just a few, either. More than 60 percent of the people we detained were full-fledged citizens of this country. Unsurprisingly, history has since noted that the main driving force behind this extreme act of aggression by the government toward its own people was fueled in large part by unfounded fear and good old-fashioned racism.

So what am I saying? That Trump is going to orchestrate an attack on this country to force our hands? No, of course not. What I'm saying is that extreme things happen, and having a president who's comfortable with taking things to the extreme in office at that time can lead to really terrible things. After all, Japanese internment camps were the product of the FDR administration. He certainly didn't run for office on a platform built of hate and racism. He's regularly credited as one of the architects of modern liberalism in this country, in fact. But when shit got crazy, he threw all of that out the window in favor of indiscriminately rounding up one group of people and forcing them to live in camps where we could keep an eye on them.

Again, I'm not saying that a massive tragedy will befall this country if Trump gets elected. I'm just saying that, given his current stance on immigrants living in this country, he's the worst possible option to have in place if something does happen.

If you see something, say something, right? I'm just doing my job.

In other words, people who live in areas where carrying a gun might make some sense will be going to prison in droves just for carrying a gun, while the people who just want them because fawning over the Second Amendment is the redneck thing to do will continue to enjoy their freedom. It's a huge double standard that will almost certainly end badly. And we should all know that, because we did the exact same thing with cocaine in the '80s.

The Anti-Drug Abuse Act of 1986 was a horrifically lopsided law which made getting caught with just five grams of crack cocaine punishable by a mandatory five-year prison sentence. Meanwhile, the threshold for powder cocaine was 500 grams. That's a lot. More than the average Hollywood coke dealer servicing the needs of celebrities would likely have on them at one time. It was a brutally unjust double standard that only happened when the crack epidemic started to affect white people, and by that I mean "the owners of the Boston Celtics."

The laws that made getting caught with a small amount of crack a huge crime were pushed through mostly in response to the untimely passing of Maryland Terrapins basketball star Len Bias. He was the number-one pick in the 1986 NBA draft, and tragically died of a drug overdose that same night.

No jokes here.

The laws this country enacted in response to that tragedy led to 20 solid years of minorities getting incarcerated at an astonishingly higher rate than white people who committed similar crimes. We finally came to our senses and changed the law in 2010.

Now here we are, just five years removed from righting that wrong, with a Republican frontrunner who wants to bring all of that disparity and inequality roaring back to life.

Most of my time spent talking Trump has been focused on immigration and guns, but his equally radical tax reform plan deserves some attention as well. Now, I'll be the first to admit that tax law isn't among my strong suits. Those would be conspiracy theories, assuming everything is racist until proven otherwise, and vehemently defending Kim Kardashian.

With that in mind, I'll have to let someone else do the heavy lifting of crunching all the numbers and such. Fortunately, those people exist and have already done that. And surprisingly enough, they kind of confirm that Trump's tax plan will do all of the things it promises. Unfortunately, it will also do something the plan doesn't mention at all, which is increase the federal deficit by ten goddamn trillion dollars.

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So this much money times whatever it would take make that math work out to ten trillion.

So that's good news, right? The information is out! The people have the necessary details and will vote accordingly! Except you goddamn know that isn't true, especially as it relates to something like a tax plan. Trump's involves tax cuts across the board for damn near everyone, and that will indeed put more money in the pockets of voters. Even if the fact that his plan will send the federal deficit skyrocketing, that's an abstract kind of thing that will mean a lot less to people than the prospect of a few extra dollars in their paycheck each month.

If you think that's not true, I'd encourage you to look into the disastrous results of Governor Sam Brownback's "experimental" tax plan, which for all intents and purposes drove the economy of the state of Kansas directly into the ground. Just like the Trump plan, it mostly involved unprecedented tax cuts followed by blind hope that it somehow wouldn't cause the financial disaster every expert on the planet promised it would. Well, it did. It was a total disaster, and the effects are still being felt in that state today. In June of this year, Brownback's awful ideas had spun so terribly out of control he had to sign an equally historic sales tax hike to combat the problem, a decision most likely inspired by the 3,800 jobs the state lost the previous month.

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"I thought Tea Party just referred to what we're doing right now."

If you think Americans are too tax savvy to let that happen again, keep in mind that this all happened in the span of the last five years, and it's not like Brownback made his radical tax strategies some sort of secret when he was campaigning for Governor in 2010. It's the exact opposite. He ran on that shit. It was his campaign. "Taxes are bad, Obama is bad ... vote for Brownback." That's the gist of what his entire platform was built on, and the people of Kansas ignored any and all warnings about the ramifications of his plan in large enough numbers that it propelled him to victory.

Oh, and he was reelected in 2014. What's that do for your confidence that voters are too smart to fall for this kind of plan again?