The fact that the designer also claimed that sex only accounted for about 10-20 percent of the reason people have these robots (he says the rest is for companionship and conversation) is also worthy of a facepalm hard enough to make your ears shoot off from the impact. I have no doubt that people have told him that, and I have no doubt that some people even talk to their sex robots. Just like I have no doubt that some people only watch porn for the scientific data on human sexuality.
If you're going to dabble in the erotic robot arts, then at least be honest with yourself, since you're in a room with a robot that can't judge you in the first place. Go ahead and make one that looks like a super-stacked redhead with full lips and blue eyes, man. Don't make one that looks like a corpse, because that's how horror movies start.
In any sexual situation, no matter what your kink, I would hope that your enjoyment signifies success. If you like being degraded, or you're into the odd flogging, or you like a good bacon grease burn on the asshole, whatever goes with it, you need to feel like it was pleasurable in the end (or front, or whatever). If that's not accomplished, then sex was ruined.
But that being said, you should never insert someone's tiny head into your fun hole. I will concede that this is probably a great idea to someone. Some one. But the Wobbling Willy dido is a device with a small silicone head molded to a terrifying doll caricature with any face you want right at the base. Their little mug will get buried in your folds like Artax sinking into the Swamp of Sadness. In general, humping a bobblehead is maybe a bit left of center, but no big deal overall. There are worse hobbies, like watching that show Bull. But it's the transition to "the bobbly head of someone I know" that makes it weird.
On their site, I started the process of ordering one to see how it works, and immediately uploaded a photo of Ted Cruz. Fuck me, this lawless land of dildo chaos allows you to make a Cruz schlong! Ted Cruz looks like if boredom and the sound of sleep screams had a baby with a shitty haircut and a smug demeanor. Do you want that shit plunging near your murky grotto? Fuck no, you don't. I mean, I know you'd never order that, but now you know someone could.
For the sake of my sanity, I didn't finish the order, but I still have a nagging fear that something accidentally went through and that shit's in the mail right now. If so, I'm going to slightly burn the side of it and send it to someone in the mail with no return address included, because that's hilarious and awful. And it also happens to be the only legitimate way I could think of using this thing.
You have to be a little crazy if you want to stay ahead of the game in the sex toy industry. There are only so many innovative ways a person can get off with a foreign object, and we've probably designed all the good ones already. But that doesn't give anyone the right to decide it's time to make new dank sex toys forged from silicone nightmare fuel that will appeal to the kind of person who stares openly at an eclipse, at the cost of making the rest of us now imagine a Ted Cruz dildo.
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