So of course someone did it with Star Wars, but George Lucas' army of droid lawyers had the video taken down shortly after it went up. All that exists of the experiment are images. I didn't have much going on back when the video was first posted, so I skipped around some and watched chunks of it. It was a mostly useless video, but watching the series in one shot was somewhat enlightening.

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First of all, while the movies began at the exact same time, the opening title sequences didn't sync as well as I would have thought. Imagine six orchestras are locked in a closet and all of them are trying to play their own Star Wars theme loud enough for their version to be heard above the other five. If instruments could fight, a symphonic gang war would sound like the opening titles to all six Star Wars movies playing at once.

Some of the moments that mirror one another in the narrative happen at roughly the same time across movies. Luke falling after getting his hand cut off in The Empire Strikes Back and Vader tossing the Emperor into the pit in Return of the Jedi happen almost simultaneously. The Death Stars in A New Hope and Return of the Jedi explode within a minute of each other.

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And there was an odd pattern seen throughout the video: There's almost never a moment when watching all six movies at once that R2-D2 and C-3PO aren't on screen. When they exit from one movie, they enter another. It's purely coincidental, but after a while, it started to make me think the real story of Star Wars was two robotic Forrest Gumps who happened to wander into every major historical event in the galaxy.

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Time Lords?

If the video ever finds its way back online, I wouldn't recommend watching it for more than a few minutes, if at all. Only those in the midst of a speed overdose can access long-dormant segments of their attention spans so as to not be overstimulated by that much simultaneous space opera.

... to a live-action rendition performed by people on their lunch break ...

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... to a scene recreated using characters from Team Fortress:

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Rather than suing the ever-loving shit out of everyone involved and making sure everyone they love ends up dead at the bottom of a river, Lucas Film gave their full support to the project. In all, 473 15-second segments were stringed together to form the movie. There were multiple submissions for each segment, and they were voted into the film by fellow fans. To keep track of it all, Pugh created a program that automatically added the highest rated clip from each segment into the movie in real time as the standings shifted.

It's been a couple of years since Star Wars: Uncut was completed and released. Pugh's next project is to do it all over again with The Empire Strikes Back.

Before you get all high and mighty and activate your Internet snark generators to leave comments like "does this LOSER even have a job lol," you should know that Tom does have a job, and it's better than yours. Tom has a Ph.D. from Carnegie Mellon, and he works for Google. His field is "machine learning," which presumably means he's working on artificial intelligence. Before he alphabetized every word in Star Wars, he created a computer program that learned how to play old Nintendo games.

Tom watched Star Wars, noting each time a word was spoken. That took around 30 hours. Then he created his own program to help track down every instance of a word in the movie's audio track. The program took around 12 hours to create. With every individual word accounted for, his program then aligned all the words spoken in the movie and turned them into the video above.

If you don't see how knowing that the word "stations" appears five times while "station" appears 11 times can make the viewing experience better, then you're absolutely right. It cannot. The video is 43 minutes of information you'll never know what to do with.

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"Much. Much. Much. Much. Murdered."

In case you were wondering (you weren't), in A New Hope, the word "star" is used 11 times and "wars" only three. I have no idea what you should do with that fact or where you should put it. Certainly not in your head. It'll take up valuable space in your head, so ... I don't know. Bedazzle it onto cut-off jeans shorts, maybe? Write it on a Post-it and burn it so that fact may ascend to the heavens and become one with our world? This paragraph is my way of unloading that observation onto you, the reader, so I can get rid of it forever. You figure out what to do with it now, and with this video.