More candidates could run and be taken seriously, and more voters would thus have a reason to leave the house on Election Day -- something desperately needed in a country where only a little over half of the eligible population bothers to vote (one study associated the practice with a 10 percent increase in voter turnout). Ireland has used ranked choices for presidential elections ever since write-in candidate "Fuck The British" technically became president in 198-I-just-made-that-up. Australia has been using this system for state and federal elections for decades.

Despite some grassroots success in smaller U.S. elections, we'll probably never see it on a federal level. Unless, you know, the big two parties decide they're OK with loosening their stranglehold on the country. That could happen, right?

At this point, you may be wondering how this calendar deals with leap years, the answer to which is "Shut up, nerd." But if you really need to know, an entire week is slapped onto the end of the year every five or six years. This "mini-month" is called Xtr, since spending all their money inventing a better calendar left them too poor to buy a vowel. If that sounds needlessly complicated, remember that under the Gregorian calendar, leap years occur every year divisible by four, except for years that are also divisible by 100, unless they are also divisible by 400, and it skips the first three leap years every 400 years. Which means you have to do -- ugh! -- math to figure out leap years in the current system.

Sadly, neither objective supremacy nor peer pressure will convince us to adopt the Hanke-Henry Calendar. Since it obviates the need to buy a new calendar every year, the fat cats of Big Calendar will never let it pass, since it would threaten their worldwide death grip on power. And without calendars, what will firefighters pose sexily for?

Of course, spelling norms aren't the only thing in written language that could be improved. Some people, including Benjamin Franklin, have decided at various points in history that modifying the alphabet itself is a better solution. The most fully realized alphabet is likely Quickscript, a version of the Shavian alphabet (named after the playwright George Bernard Shaw). In the Latin alphabet, letters are ambiguous and can represent multiple sounds, which you can certainly confirm by looking at C. Worse, when it doesn't have a letter to represent a phoneme, it Frankensteins together letters to form an unholy approximation. Quickscript corrects this by having 40 letters, each of which represents a single phoneme.

Sure, these letters may look like the result of a snake getting wasted and trying to write a death threat to the garden hose that his wife left him for. But besides making English phonetic, Quickscript also makes writing more efficient by making each letter writable with a single stroke. The more common the letter, the more simple the stroke, and phonemes with similar sounds have similar appearances. Common words are also given simple symbols to further increase writing speed. The creator of Quickscript estimated that it would take 50 percent less pen work to express the same information in the Shavian alphabet than in the Latin alphabet.

Of course, while Quickscript is a superior, logical alternative to the Latin alphabet, we'll never muster the will to actually change it, since nobody actually writes shit down anymore (when doctors fill out a prescription pad, they're clearly just guessing). Though technology-eschewing doomsday preppers would be thrilled to learn how much time they'd save writing their manifestos.

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In fact, we probably only use it because the Romans happened to use it, and they spread it all over Europe like a hitchhiking Dutch teenager spreading the clap on his gap year. Mathematical historian Georges Ifrah claims there's an even dumber reason we use Base-10: because that's how many fingers we have. While some scholars have debated this, prestigious learning institution Schoolhouse Rock agrees with his position.

And Base-10 seems like a great system on the surface. Sure, multiplying by tens is easy, as is scaling -- a million pounds is the same as a thousand thousand pounds, and a billion pounds is the same as 0.5 yo' mamas. But Base-12, also known as the dozenal or duodecimal system, kicks over Base-10's sand castle at the beach and steals its girlfriend.

Sad, weak, bad-at-sports little ten only has two non-trivial factors: five and two. Five is prime and can't divide further, and two is a pain because it's just too small to work with. Twelve, on the other hand, has four glorious non-trivial factors: two, three, four, and six. Note that these also correspond to a sixth, a quarter, a third, and a half of 12, respectively.

Base-12 is also much easier to use for division, particularly for expressing fractions. Try to express a third by dividing one by three, and your calculator begs for the sweet ecstasy of death as it stares into the gibbering maw of infinity. Do the same with Base-12, and you get a nice even 0.4. Remember those zany Romans? The ones who used a Base-10 system? Turns out even they used Base-12 when dealing with fractions.

The mathematician A.C. Aitken believed that the dozenal system would make mental calculation 150 percent faster and help children learn multiplication more quickly. There are entire societies dedicated to converting the world to Base-12, and those societies even have a newsletter, so you know they're legit. At this point, you'd have to be insane to think that Base-10 is superior. You probably also believe the lines in the sky are chemtrails, when any reasonable person can tell you they're angel farts.

Still, trying to change the system at this point would create so much confusion that the entire civilized world would fall into chaos. That is the sad reality of why so many fundamental elements of society exist: It's the way we've always done it, and improving it is just too damned hard.

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