INT. HOSPITAL HALLWAY - NIGHT
A MAN in a red and green sweatshirt and fedora slowly makes his way down the hallway, backlit by fluorescent lights in a really scary way. Fans of the horror know him as FREDDY KRUEGER, the DREAM DEMON who BLENDED JOHNNY DEPP IN A BED. People who aren't fans of horror think he's a MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVIST who shops at GOODWILL.
FREDDY drags his METAL CLAWS against the wall dramatically. There are SPARKS, even though that's highly unlikely.
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Krueger's claws are made out of the same stuff as Marty McFly's skateboard.
(a voiceover; we can hear his thoughts)
Aww yeah. Creepy hospital? In what looks like space? And my claws are straight sparking? This is a good dream. Everything's coming up Freddy.
Down the hall, we hear a WOMAN SCREAM. Fans of horror recognize the voice as ELLEN RIPLEY, hero of the ALIEN franchise. People who aren't fans of horror are still totally out of the loop on this one. Not even sure why they're in the theater, to be honest. The Intern is playing next door; maybe they should go see that.
(actually talking, referring to the scream)
Music to my ears.
(his thoughts again)
Freddy bounds down the hospital hallway like an EXCITED PUPPY and BURSTS INTO THE HOSPITAL ROOM, where we catch the tail end of THIS DREAM.
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FREDDY is sorta taken aback. His plans to SLASH AT PEOPLE and QUIP seem sorta lame now.
The alien BURSTS out of Ripley's chest. It's horrifying. Freddy feels kinda extraneous and turns to leave, but the HOSPITAL HALLWAY has transformed into the hallway at HADLEY'S HOPE, otherwise known as THE PLACE WHERE ALL THE STUFF IN ALIENS HAPPENS.
INT. THE PLACE WHERE ALL THE STUFF IN ALIENS HAPPENS - NIGHT
Instantly, dozens of ALIENS are coming out the walls. FREDDY claws at one of them, and the streaks of blood MELT HIS CLAWS OFF. A bunch of the ALIENS hiss at him. He SCREAMS LIKE A BABY, transforms into the MONSTER WORM from DREAM WARRIORS, only SMALLER, and scurries pitifully off to safety. He CRIES for several hours in a corner somewhere. Until ...
RIPLEY steps out from behind a hallway. Behind her is HICKS and NEWT, alive, because this is a dream. Fans of Aliens in the audience SCREAM AND CLAP WITH DELIGHT until their hands are BLOODY STUMPS.