At least 2 out of 3 wet clairvoyants agree that you'll look great in this Minority Report-inspired celebration of corporate social requirements! The design comes to us from William Slone, and Philip K. Dick, and a clothing factory, and a bleak outlook on the future!
With this week's other new design, we asked ourselves what could possibly be done to make "Piano Man" feel fresh again. The answer by Scott O'Gara and Andy Hunt: a heady mix of technology, the Transformers 4 trailer, and taking titles as literally as possible. The drunks coming to see your Piano Man will be there to glimpse a terrifyingly awesome robot future, decide to sober up once and for all to enjoy it, and thank you for being so awesome.
Teddy Roosevelt Couldn't Be Bought, But His Memory Can Be!
Since presidents are democratic by nature, no one president can own a whole day like a tyrant. Just as Lincoln's birthday is really Darwin Day, Washington's birthday is really Presidents' Day, which means we can spend it celebrating the one president who could kick Washington's ass (we think? Haven't read the relevant text on that subject yet).
Our Presidents' Day party is an entire week long, because our Monochrome, our Wild Card, and our Autobot TR shirts are on sale at 20 percent off with promo code TEDDY through Friday the 21st. And just because we're feeling more generous than Teddy was toward William Howard Taft's faults, that sale also extends to our new shirts this week.