Since 1831, Pumblechook & Figg, Impourter of Thynges, has brought you, the consumer, any manner of mercantile goods to fill the ever-expanding sense of despair in your daily doings. Since then, P&F has grown into the world's leading supplier of everything, with warehouses on every block in the world. If we don't have it, you're making it up like a goddamn liar.
O, lucky sir or madam! How jealous we are of you, for you grasp in your hands no mere catalog, but the once-only joy of beholding Pumblechook & Figg's glories for the first time! And also because you have known what love is, a feeling we ache to know for even one burning second!
So from our massive family to your paltry, probably starving one, Merry Holiday Season. May your wrens be lively, and your pickled plums inedible.
Tree Imp -- Photos.com/Photos.com/Getty Images
Magic Mistletoe -- Jupiterimages/Photos.com/Getty Images
Fancy Jam-- Stockbyte/Stockbyte/Getty Images
Fruitcake -- Jupiterimages/Comstock/Getty Images
Caveman Tools -- Hemera Technologies/AbleStock.com/Getty Images
Gun -- Hemera Technologies/PhotoObjects.net/Getty Images
Cheese -- Hemera Technologies/PhotoObjects.net/Getty Images
Circular Saw -- Ryan McVay/Photodisc/Getty Images
Wheel -- Hemera Technologies/PhotoObjects.net/Getty Images
Child Chef -- Jupiterimages/Brand X Pictures/Getty Images
Doghouse -- Stockbyte/Stockbyte/Getty Images
Plane Wings -- Hemera Technologies/PhotoObjects.net/Getty Images
Evil Box -- PhotoObjects.net/PhotoObjects.net/Getty Images
Toddler -- Hemera Technologies/PhotoObjects.net/Getty Images
Mustache Rides -- Photos.com/Photos.com/Getty Images
Records -- Comstock/Comstock/Getty Images
Phonograph Cylinder -- Wikipedia
Soda Maker -- Sodastream via Bloomingdales
Vibrating Device -- Ryan McVay/Photodisc/Getty Images
Underwear -- Stockbyte/Stockbyte/Getty Images
Stockings -- Jupiterimages/Goodshoot/Getty Images
Soap Basket -- Creatas Images/Creatas/Getty Images
Vacuum -- Jupiterimages/Polka Dot/Getty Images
Surrealism -- Hemera Technologies/AbleStock.com/Getty Images
Doctor -- Creatas Images/Creatas/Getty Images
Plenty of everyday things have weird connections to the Nazis.
The thing about plot twists is that they almost never make sense on repeat viewing.
Sometimes the silliest goofballs get away with the vilest things.
Love is not dead?