You are going to die. We all are, and whether it's seconds from now or entire minutes, this inevitable fact of life is the one thing that binds us all together.
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Try it! Whisper, "You're going to die," to someone in an ATM line to remind them of your shared humanity.
I know a bit more about death than most, having spent many hours spying on doctors and magicians to learn their secrets. And because I desire only to educate and terrify, I'm going to share what I know with you below, in the form of a list of signs you're about to die. I invite you to print this list out and carry it around with you wherever you go, so that you might get your affairs quickly in order once your appointed time comes.
Chest pains are famously a sign of a heart attack, and that's probably your main worry here. But they're also indicative of stab wounds, gunshot wounds, and tiger attacks to the chest, any of which can reduce your chances of survival. If you feel chest pains, consult a doctor or zookeeper immediately.
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