See above, although now with a second threat. Not only do you obviously face the same affliction which is causing these birds to perish, but you now risk being buried alive by bird corpses. This is the most shameful way for a human being to die, and if it happens to you, few will even speak your name when you're gone.
A Noise Interrupts You From Completing Something
While working on something of great importance, a noise, likely nothing, can be heard from the basement. There it is again. Although it's almost certainly the furnace, or the settling of one of the piles of bird corpses you keep for research and recreational purposes, it's worth investigating, even before finishing what you're working on.
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