Yeah, that's definitely the prophecy.
The Thing That Crazy Person Said Suddenly Makes More Sense
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If, while monks bind you to the surface of an enormous gong and suspend a larger, heavier gong to be dropped on your naked form, you realize the true meaning of the thing the crazy person whispered to you earlier in the week, that's a sign the prophecy is almost done. "The monks are crazy maniacs," the man shrieked. It's so obvious now.
You Realize The Prophecy Itself Has A Second Meaning
Prophecies always have second meanings, but no one ever realizes them until the damned things have finished. If you realize that the prophecy of which your ancestors spoke actually has a second meaning, that means it's definitely just about over. "Essence Of The Hero" doesn't just mean you; it could also refer to your fluids. And "Protects" could mean in the manner of rust-coating. And "The World" could just mean a pretty important gong with a sort of globe motif.
Kind of a relief that it's almost over now, isn't it?
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