What kind of maniac puts a sword in a stone? That's a terrible idea -- these things rust. This one couldn't have been there for long, as it wasn't rusty and also no one else took it. It practically fell out in your hands with a single pull.
Come to think of it, who even uses swords anymore? That guy in the knife store in the mall with a ponytail. But who else? You, apparently. Are you going to become a guy with a ponytail?
The prophecy says, "All Signs Point To Yes."
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If, over the course of a day, you observe several of the following:
- A comet
- Raining blood
- Animals fleeing
- Animals flocking
- A sky that changes color
- The stars going out
- Something aligning with something
- A mysterious turd
... you can be pretty sure that this prophecy is happening.
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