
Hereâs the âsupermodelâ robot that made the news recently. It's not very attractive, so I'm guessing the big appeal is it can do cocaine a lot faster than regular models?
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And hereâs the ass shot, for the 10 percent of you interested in that sort of thing, but wonât cop to it. And also for the three percent of you who would fill the comments section with âass pix plz thnxâ comments.
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Another humanoid robot, not nearly as advanced as model-bot, but eight times as terrifying. Perhaps worried that their creation was an affront to everything their God created, the makers decided to put a wig on it to disguise it as Bon Jovi.
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Hereâs BonJovibot again, as two technicians discuss their options for getting upskirt shots of it.
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Finally a robot with some classic 50s lines. This looks like it was made by General Electric, and can assist with household chores and dispensing Valium.
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This shot demonstrates that robots can be disguised as anything. These seals? Robots. The guy? Probably not a robot. But until I see him bleed human blood, heâs not getting into my home.
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A wall climbing robot, proving in the future we wonât be safe on the ceiling either. Also of note, Japanâs version of Vanna White, whom Iâm guessing let the robot pick out an outfit for her.
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This thing could teabag a car. Thatâs actually pretty awesome.
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Two robots in this one (can you spot both? Look carefully!)
The wheelchair bot is actually pretty cool. Itâd give wheelchair bound individuals a lot more personal freedom, and the ability to punch through walls or crush the larynxes of people who had wronged them in some way. Like robots, Iâm imagining wheelchair-bound people to hold a lot of deep-seated resentment to the world, so I can see how theyâd get along well.
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