2 New Shirts for 'Star Wars' and 'Lord of the Rings' Fans

Bill Murray spends Groundhog Day becoming a practice-honed ubermensch. Why? Because he has all the time in the world. But you have things to do (like clearing time to watch the new Rom.Com Wednesday). So let's get straight to the newest designs our Society6 store offers and send you on your wintry way.

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One thing that bonds most non-Avengers/JLA superhero stories is that the heroes don't use all the help they could. Gotham's cops don't turn to Superman (via Batman's recommendation letter), the TV Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. don't get past Tony Stark's secretary, and Aquaman and Namor never turn to the ocean's nastiest nightmares for help. Why is that? Maybe some heroes don't find it sporting to utterly overwhelm their enemies with a handy Hulk-punch or Dr. Manhattan molecular-rearrangement. But when it comes to saving our planet, half-measures won't cut it. Which is why this concept by Maxwell Dotterer gives environmentalism its most powerful fighting force possible and refuses to apologize for crushing the ant of villainy with an eco-boulder. The power to team up is yours, Captain Planet and Treebeard. Don't be too nice to use it.

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So ... so ... so why are you reading this description? Look above this: Boba Fett. Slam dunking. With a keytar. That's what this design concept by Joseph LeJeune is. Boba Fett dunking and keytaring. Nothing we write here will make it any more important that you buy this immediately and tell everyone you've ever known that BOBA FETT SLAM-A-JAMMING AND COVERING EDGAR WINTER is a thing you can have printed on any item on Earth. Buy it. Stop reading this. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it.

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Our Weekly Dose of Shirt Envy

Have you seen how many great new shirt designs there are across the Internet this week? From our Society6 friends and elsewhere? Well, in case you've been busy with something besides trawling online design magic, we scouted around for you. Our five favorite new designs that we didn't make are right here for your perusal. Here's hoping you find something that proves Cracked makes the best shirts on the Internet! Yes! Cracked! No one else! you like.

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Available at TShirt Laundry

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Available at NeatoShop

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