And regular Cracked design badass Mattographer sees what's in your eyes: the light, the heat, the mastery of all of Blanka's combos. If you experienced any of the late '80s/early '90s, then or now, this shirt's got your everything. Because what is love but a game where you've got to take a chance to win and be ready to get back up for another shot if you lose? And if you're the kind of person who knows M. Bison is named "Vega" in Japan, stop fighting it. You're in love with this shirt and you know it.
In Your Eyes, Money's Awesome. Right?
Because our random T-shirt idea thread is just sitting there, ready for you to pounce with any great idea and take $500 from us. Draft it out, post it, and see what happens! Even if we don't choose your design, making it is great practice for you to enter and win our specific contests that happen just about every week except this one.
Our Weekly Dose of Shirt Envy
You've got games to play and movies to see and stories about getting thrust into porn directing to read. You don't have time to scour the Internet for its best new T-shirts every week, let alone assemble them into a handy list. Luckily, we do (our jobs RULE), so here's what you should be giving yourself the chance to wear as soon as you can.