Obama Paper Towel Holder
A nice Obama paper towel holder says "Let's get down to work," and "Grrr, I hate messes."
This is actually an Obama Angel, although the wings are a little subdued in this shot, looking a little bit like the napkins makeup artists tuck into your collar. I guess this is a representation of what Obama looks like before they get a chance to tidy up his gigantism a bit.
Wow. That sure is one lumpy ass president. I can see cats just freaking right the hell out if you placed them in a room with this.
Glow in the Dark Obama Bottle Stopper
If you've ever found yourself fumbling around in the dark, looking for a bottle of wine that represents change, then here, improbably, is the perfect solution for you.
Obama Buddha Candle
Obama's been conflated with religious figures before, but this is the first time I've seen that happen in a form that would be useful if left next to the toilet.
Obama Dog Sweater (with pun)
I think the funniest way to use this would be to put it on your dog, then walk around your neighborhood acting like you were a die-hard Republican, just constantly hurling abuse at it. "Can you believe this
?" you'd say to strangers at the park, while you aimed kicks at it. "Tax and spend your way out of