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Cody is currently running for Senator of naps. He is on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr, but more importantly he is on fake Twitter.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.
Nothing lasts forever ... except these things.
In some cases, the Marvel source material just did better.
These characters are amazing with or without ample amounts of screen time.
Google's algorithms know us better than we know ourselves.