Be sure to check out the previous installments: 13 Texts from Last Night (from Famous Superheroes) and 15 Texts from Last Night (From Famous Superheroes) Pt. 2. And then check out Texts from Last Night (From Famous Fictional Characters).
This should have resulted in years of therapy.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.