According to recent reports, the NSA has been monitoring the cell phone activity of millions of Americans, every single day, since April. What does this means for your personal privacy? And what does this say about what exactly the government can and can't do in the interest of national security? Those are complicated questions that require complicated answers, as there are arguments on both sides. One of the interesting side effects of this whole ordeal is that the phone records of some very prominent superheroes were revealed, and regardless of what side you're on, we can all come together and agree that Iron Man sure is a dick when he drunk texts. This is just a sample: read more at Texts From Superheroes.
Texts from Superheroes is written by Internet comedian Diana McCallum and stand-up comedian Andrew Ivimey.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.
In some cases, the Marvel source material just did better.