"This is a remarkably creative and well-conceived design. You have been a changed man since suffering that head injury."
"Thank you, Raoul!"
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"Raoul, the new cargo plane we have been commissioned to design."
"What of it?"
"Where is it?"
"I put it inside this other, larger plane."
"Can we get it out?"
"Raoul, the authorities are going to be very upset."
"Good news, Hector."
"You've found your denim."
"Yes. Also, I have improved upon the bicycle."
"You feel that flying ear-first into the pavement makes this an improvement?"
"I do. And here's why. You have been different since your catastrophic head injury. You have been almost ... competent."
"I ... wasn't before?"
"No. And neither was I. But now you have changed. There is a bridge between us."
"You mean there's a gap between us."
"YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN."
"Raoul, what are you doing?"
"I too will suffer a catastrophic head injury and become just like you."
*Raoul suffers a catastrophic head injury and also messes up his ear pretty bad.*
"Raoul! Are you OK?"
"You are OK! Everything's going to be OK!"
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