Don't get too specific. "Call me TonightButBefore11I'veGotAWorkthingInTheMorning" doesn't hold the same swagger.
10"I'm Not Actually This Tall. I'm Sitting on My Wallet."
It's no secret that women want a guy with money. It's not a matter of gold digging; it's a matter of not being stuck with an unemployed loser whose yearly income can be counted on his hands and feet. While this line will definitely grab attention, there is a downside: short guys will be giving away the fact that the tiny little man trying to pick up the Amazon at the bar will only get shorter when he reaches for his wallet to pay for dinner, thus putting more importance on the guy actually having money. Being rich makes up for a lot of physical disadvantages.
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