When you were a kid, you probably lucked into getting marshmallow cereal every once in a while, which no doubt prompted you to think, "I wish the whole bowl was the marshmallow part." Enter the 40-pound bulk bag of cereal marshmallows, untainted by even the smallest trace of residual cereal. You could dole them out over the years -- a sprinkle in your cereal here, a dozen in your coffee there -- but let's face it, if you're buying 40 pounds of marshmallows, you're gonna eat 'em out of the bag, and you're not going to stop until they're gone or you die.
You'll be glad to know there's a diet version of this, which is ... an eight-pound bag of cereal marshmallows.
Datamancer
Most computer keyboards clock in at $20 or $30. Not the Datamancer Sojourner, a thousand-dollar handmade steampunk keyboard handcrafted from regular keyboard parts and a brass case. The typewriter keys, which are attached to the same clicky keyboard mechanisms regular keyboards use, let you, uh ... type ... more ... steampunky?
For those who need to spend even more on a keyboard, there is The Seafarer, which is ... the same thing as the Sojourner ... but it has a map engraved on it. For that price, it had better come with Keyboard Panties.
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