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These 10 courses will teach you an amazing new skill in less time than it takes to binge through [insert whatever Netflix show you're currently rewatching here], and they're only 10 bucks each. That's an amazing price, even more amazing than [insert current cable drama that everyone loves].
If you've got five hours of downtime spread throughout your week (and the only way you don't is if you're a single parent of 12), then you've got the time to take the Become a SuperLearner course. This course will teach you tricks to improve your memory, reading comprehension, understanding, and recall, as well as explain the neurological factors that make speed reading and learning new skills possible. So even if you have to raise your 12 kids, you can still use your precious few leisure seconds each week to read a book or two. Click here to get lifetime 24/7 access to the course for $9, a 93 percent discount.
If you've always wanted to build a website from scratch or learn how to make excellent frames (no, this isn't a woodworking exercise, frames are like the separate facets of a webpage), then this course is for you. Over six hours of instruction, you'll learn HTML and CSS, which are two fundamental programming languages of web design. Click here to get lifetime access to the course for just $9, 80 percent off the normal price of $47.
Google Analytics is the first thing you want stored in your brain box if you work in digital media, are trying to start your own business, or just want to know how well your YouTube channel about action figure reviews is doing. This course will teach you learn how to read and interpret Google Analytics reports, how to identify which reports are the most important, and how to use that information to make the best decisions for your company or brand. Click here to get lifetime access to the course for $10, a 79 percent discount off the normal price of $49.
Facebook is probably the most important marketing platform currently in existence, and this course will help you master the wily Facebook ad. Across 106 lectures and 11 hours of instruction, you'll learn how to create every type of Facebook ad post, how to increase user engagement with your posts, and how to find new customers using social marketing. Click here to get lifetime access to this course for just $9.99, a whopping 95 percent discount off the standard retail price of $199.99.
Another great tool to have if you are starting a website or building your own smartphone app is One Month Growth Hacking. This course will teach you how to maximize your product's growth in one month using the same technical and marketing techniques used by massive media companies such as Facebook. (Please note: This course will not teach you how to "Zuckerberg" someone.) Click here right now to get this course for $10, 66 percent off the standard retail price of $29.99.
If you own a DSLR camera and don't know how to use it, then you basically are stuck with a $2,000 paperweight. The least you could do for humanity and for yourself is to learn how to shoot with the darn thing. Luckily, this course will teach you exactly that, and if you click here right now, you can get lifetime access for $10, 85 percent off the normal price of $69.
If you're still fuming about missing out on the Bitcoin surge last year and are looking to get into the next big cryptocurrency in time to pay off your student loans, then you should check out this course. You'll learn everything there is to know about ICOs, including how to make informed investment decisions and avoid getting scammed. Right now you can get lifetime access to the course for just $9.99, 89 percent off the regular price of $97.
If you dream of busting in the door like an '80s action hero and delivering brilliant, innovative ideas like swirling roundhouse kicks, you should check out the One Month Innovation course. In it, you'll learn how to generate and apply exciting new ideas by examining the current demands of your industry in just 30 days. (Swirling roundhouse kicks taught separately.) Click here to get the course for $9.99, 80 percent off the standard retail price of $49.99.
Look, if you want your band's website or your public restroom review blog to really catch fire, you need to know how to get people on the internet to find it in the first place. You need to know Search Engine Optimization, or SEO, and this course will teach you how to make sure your site always pops up at the top of the list on Google, Yahoo, Bing, and maybe even Ask Jeeves if you're so inclined. Click here to get lifetime access to the course for $10, 79 percent off the regular price of $49.
Learning Photoshop is a useful skill, whether you're thinking of a career in graphic design, web development, or if you just want to distill your utter dankness in meme form. This course will give you six hours of instruction and 59 lectures teaching you the basics of Photoshop and how to master all of its editing tools to make your own professional-looking graphics. Normally a course of such caliber would set you back $200, but right now you can get it at an irrational 95 percent discount for just $10.
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