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Buy high, sell low. Wait, that's not it. See, even we get confused by investing sometimes, and we're a website. So it's totally understandable if you feel over your head from time to time when it comes to the stock market, especially when it's eating its own young and collapsing in a frenzied rage.

But don’t worry your pretty little acoustically gifted head. You don't have to be an expert to make some money and build your long-term wealth in the stock market. With a service like Tykr Stock Screener, investing can feel a lot less like the scary roller coaster at the amusement park and more like the kiddie coaster with gentle bumps and turns to keep you squealing happily, not anxiously.

This all-in-one stock screening and education platform gives you all the information you need to make informed decisions. It's easy to use, allowing you to search more than 30,000 U.S. and international stocks and find worthwhile ones in as little as 30 seconds, and it’ll teach you how to reduce risk when you do invest. Think of it like the nice crossing guard that held your hand every morning, but instead of school, which never helped anybody, you’re headed toward the path to wealth.

Tykr has a simple process. Each stock has a summary that shows if it's On Sale (potential buy), Watch, or Overpriced (potential sell). This summary is the product of Tykr's rigorous algorithm that works behind the scenes to predict the future of each individual stock. This isn't magic -- all of the calculations are open source and readily available if you'd like to see how Tykr reached its conclusion. Then, Tykr provides a score for each stock. The higher the score, the safer the investment, just like a dating app.

It really is that simple to start making safer investments. That's why Tykr Stock Screener has earned a 4.9/5 rating on Trustpilot. Sign up for a Pro Plan Lifetime Subscription for just $119 now.

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