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You might think you're pretty good at finding deals. Maybe they call you the Patron Saint of Saving Money, El Dinerosaur, or That Tightwad, but if you're not shopping at Sam's Club already, you're a false prophet. Yeah, we said it. Nobody can be considered a truly elite bargain hunter if they aren't taking advantage of the deals of a wholesale club like Sam's Club, and we'll fight and die on that treacherous, coupon-littered hill.

However, we come in peace. We're offering a year's membership to Sam's Club, plus a rotisserie chicken, cupcakes, and a $10 Sam's Club e-gift card, all for just $20. Did your bargain sensors just start tingling?

If you're not convinced by our weird battle cry, you don't have to take our word for it. Sam's Club is one of the world's leading membership warehouse clubs, offering members quality products at a value that you just can't find at regular stores. Whether you're grocery shopping for a family, stocking up for the apocalypse, looking for a new desk chair, overhauling your kitchen, building your own personal LAN party, or practically anything else, Sam's Club has you covered with a great deal. They even offer discounts on hotels, rental cars, live events, attractions, movies, and more. Like, you can even save up to 60% off on hotel accommodations around the world. Goodbye, gross hostel, hello, bargain ballin'.

Through this offer, you'll get a one-year membership and when you make your first in-club purchase, slip a Seasoned Rotisserie Chicken and 8-count Gourmet Cupcakes in your cart. They'll be free. Nice, right? Sam's Club is even throwing in a $10 e-gift card to score some sweet ecommerce savings, too. It's like Oprah doling out cars, except it's more abstract savings that you won't have to give back when you can't afford the taxes on it.

You think you know how to save money? We beg to differ. Now's the time to get a one-year Sam's Club membership plus a bunch of other perks for 70% off $67 at just $19.99.

Prices are subject to change.

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