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As pop culture slowly becomes more representative of reality and we see TV shows and commercials that don't characterize every single problem as a uniquely American one, you might have experienced a rude awakening about how lame we are. There are so many polylingual people out there, and they're cooler than the Fonz on a skateboard at Coachella. Like, when they sleep, they never know what language they're going to dream in. What's hotter than that?

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