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Okay, nothing says "I love you" like saying "I love you." Still, nobody lists presents among spiders and the DMV as things they hate, no matter their professed love language. If words are hard for you, let your friends and family know you care with these unique deals, or maybe just splurge a little on yourself. Self love is just as valid, yo.

The New Draft Top(R) 3.0: Easy Can Opener, $19.99 (reg. $29)

By the time you're into your third beer or so, navigating a pop top and then aligning that tiny hole with your mouth is like performing surgery. Remove that pressure by removing the whole top of the can with this device, then just focus on not spilling on yourself.

HumBird Bone-Conducting Speaker, $26.95 (reg. $44)

This pocket-sized speaker uses bones to make sound, specifically via bone conduction. It's pretty complicated, but basically, if you're just holding it up, you won't hear anything, but place it on the dash of your car or on a flat surface, and it'll magically blast your music.

Sinji Flexible Borescope Camera for Android & iOS, $29.95 (reg. $38)

You know what happens when you drop a quarter in that crack between the fridge and the counter? You lose it! But with this borescope, you can tether in a view to find what is probably a full laundry load of quarters at this point.

Virtual Laser Keyboard, $38.99 (reg. $56)

Typing a lot of words (say, for your homework, job, or fan fiction empire) on a phone or tablet is a pain, but with this device, any flat surface can become that QWERTY boi you need and love.

Crave Travel Pro 13,400mAh Power Bank, $39.99 (reg. $49)

This massive power bank can charge just about any device to full capacity. In fact, with QC3.0, USB, and USB Type-C outputs, you'll probably buy more devices just to help it achieve its fullest potential.

Coby(R) True Wireless Bluetooth 5.0 Earbuds, $39.99 (reg. $79)

Coby imitates the AirPods in design but have even more comfortable foam ear tips and offer up to 22 hours of playtime with the included charging case, making them a perfect consolation prize for your friend who's jealous of your AirPods.

TREBLAB HD7: Compact 360-Degree HD Bluetooth Speaker, $49.99 (reg. $79)

Party portably but responsibly* with this water-resistant, 360-degree speaker.

*Don't be the guy who blasts music in a crowded public place. Nobody likes that guy.

3-in-1 Fast Wireless USB Charging Dock Station for iPhone, $54.99 (reg. $114)

Those wireless iPhones are pretty neat, but they do mean you need a whole new piece of equipment to replace your trusty if low-tech charging cable. Why not add an Apple Watch charger to the mix?

LampDepot Magic Cube Lamp, $118.99 (reg. $129)

This cube adds ambient light and color to a space by shuffling through a complete spectrum of awe-inducing light and also looks like something out of The Umbrella Academy. There's really no downside.

CLIQ Portable Camping Chair (2-Pack), $159.99 (reg. $179)

Get your sit on wherever you may roam with this Indiegogo-funded chair that collapses into the size of a water bottle. With this two-pack, you can even save a seat for a buddy! (Or just really take manspreading to its limits.)

LampDepot Ocean Wave Lamp, $249.99 (reg. $349)

A disappointing percentage of land on this planet is coastline-adjacent, so if you're tragically land-locked, this smart lamp offers a cool, soothing, moving light effect with 16 different colors that emulates ocean waves. It's all the beachy vibes with none of the tsunamis!

Prinker(R) S Tattoo Device with Black + Color Ink Sets, $379.95 (reg. $448)

If you or somebody you know has been talking about getting a tattoo forever but keeps wussing out, this ingenious device lets you design your own tattoos virtually and then print them onto your skin in color. It's a great way to see how terrible an idea is before you commit to it for life.

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