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Unfortunately, the technology that allows the dogs in Up to communicate with people doesn't exist yet, so we're left to our best guesses when it comes to giving dogs what they need. But thanks to science, your best guesses can get a little bit better. With the DNA My Dog Breed Identification Test & Allergy Test My Pet Kit Bundle, you'll get to know your dog on a molecular level to better understand their wants and needs.

The DNA My Dog Breed Identification Test was a winner at the GHP Biotechnology Awards for Ethical Canine Genetic Testing, so don't worry about offending your li'l fur baby with ouchie needles or anything. The harmless DNA cheek swab kit lets you take a little swab, mail in the DNA sample, and get a detailed report on your dog in two weeks or less. The results include a custom photo certificate of the breeds found in your dog's genetic breed composition (like a 23andme test), a percentage breakdown of the levels found in your dog's unique DNA, and a report on dominant breeds, personality traits, and health concerns. With all that information, you can make better decisions about stuff like what diseases to watch out for and how much to let them loaf around.

If your dog is randomly itchy all the time, the Allergy Test My Pet Kit will also come in handy. This at-home test gives you a custom analysis of about 100 food and environmental factors that your pet may have sensitivities to. From foods and household products to tobacco, cleaning products, and more, this test will figure out what you're subjecting your dog to that's making them miserable. That way, you can rectify the situation quickly and stop being a terrible dog owner.

Treat Grogu better. Right now, you can get the DNA My Dog Breed Identification Test & Allergy Test My Pet Kit Bundle for 32% off $178 at just $120.

Prices are subject to change.

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