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We all feel like garbage humans from time to time. Whether it's laughing at the hilarious stories on the You Need Jesus Instagram account or fully identifying with the stories on the You Need Jesus Instagram account, sometimes it feels like your spirit animal is Little King Trashmouth. If you spend most of your time wondering if you're closely related to Oscar the Grouch, lean into that lineage with the Dumpsty Jr: Mini Desktop Bin.

Dumpsty Jr. is seriously a mini dumpster for your desk. It's made out of steel and has detailed hinges, working lids, and even traditional angled fork pockets and bottom skids. It comes fully assembled with three sets of lids in black, baby blue, and yellow, as well as a pair of mini dumpster sign magnets so you can at least pretend to be a little less of a dumpster human by making your dumpster a recycling bin.

Dumpsty Jr. is 5" x 3.5" x 4", making it just the right size to store pens, markers, or other assorted desk items so you can keep things tidy on the outside even while emitting trash vibes. Since it's literally made of friggin' steel, you can throw it all over the place when you get angry and it will be just fine. Just don't throw it at people because that's a little too on the nose.

Dumpsty Jr. is so much fun, it's earned 4.9 stars on Amazon. You can get your Dumpsty Jr: Mini Desktop Bin for 24% off $99 for a limited time at just $74.99.

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