These Games Make Staying In Better Than Going Out
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When you reach a certain point in your life, a night on the town becomes more about fear of facing the interminable march of time than actually having fun. Well, enough is enough. Take that bra off, put on your comfy pants, and hunker down, because staying in is the new going out. Of course, you don't wanna just sit around staring at each other. You'll need activities, preferably ones that bring out everyone's goofiest, most scarily competitive selves. You see where we're going with this. With these games, staying in will actually be a lot more fun than going out.
Llama Drama Card Game, $9.99 (reg. $24)
Cause some drama with llamas in your pajamas! The object of this family-friendly Amazon's Choice game is to get rid of all your llamas. It's unclear why anyone would want to do that, but (sadly) they're not real llamas, after all.
Liar Liar Party Card Game, $16.99 (reg. $19)
A game that rewards sociopaths, Liar Liar will test the limits of your powers of deception. Each round, you share a short personal statement relating to one of your topic cards, but if you're the liar, you must lie. Which one of your friends is the best liar, and how will you ever trust them again?
Pick Your Poison Party Card Game (NSFW), $19.99 (reg. $24)
Ooooooh, NSFW tag! The adult party game of Sophie's Choices, Pick Your Poison has players create the absolute worst do-or-die scenarios. Everyone anonymously picks their poison, and you find out who was "right."
The Voting Game: Party Card Game About Your Friends, $19.99 (reg. $24)
The perfect game for those who didn't win anything in high school. Ask a question, vote for the player best described by the question, add up the votes, and see what y'all really think of each other!
Drama Mayhem: Adult-Only Version, $19.99 (reg. $29)
Don't be fooled by the bad photo choice -- Drama Mayhem is not for children. This drama-filled party card game is like a mashup of Cards Against Humanity and Charades. Draw a card, act out the dirty roleplays, and win yourself some points. Those kids up there? They're traumatized for life.
Farting Frenchies: A Card Game, $19.99 (reg. $24)
Wildly successful on Kickstarter, Farting Frenchies is a game for the people who stole Lady Gaga's pets and anyone else with a keen interest in French bulldogs (in other words, everyone). Steal Frenchies, fart them out, and more in this competitive game where you conspire to steal all the world's Frenchies.
Bad People Party Card Game, $21.99 (reg. $24)
In the game for bad people by bad people, you choose an identity, ask a question, and vote for the absolute worst person in the game. It's a great way to get to know your friends a little better and maybe start to hate them.
FLUSTER: The Social Card Game, $24.99 (reg. $35)
This Kickstarter-funded game is designed to, well, fluster you and your friends. With 100 unusual questions, FLUSTER inspires thought-provoking questions and hilarious stories.
Puzzledly 1,000-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle, $24.99
A night in doesn't have to be competitive. Get frustrated as a team with this 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle that's designed to mess with your mind and put you into a state of absolute euphoria when you finally finish.
Puzzledly 500-Piece Puzzles, $19.99
If you're only okay at puzzles and not really ready for the 1,000-piece commitment, Puzzledly makes annoyingly difficult puzzles for intermediates, too.
The One Million Dollar Puzzle by MSCHF, $24.99 (reg. $30)
If you don't see the point of putting all that work into something that is ultimately pointless, you need to learn to embrace the futility of life, but in the meantime, how about some money? This puzzle from MSCHF assembles into a bar code, which you then scan for the chance to win a million dollars. You'll probably only win a quarter, but even that's something.
Power Hour Tower - Adult Party Game, $32.99 (reg. $34)
This ain't your grandma's JENGA, unless your grandma is Cher. When you pull out one of these bricks, it'll make you drink, dance, blush, piss your pants, get us your grandma's autograph, etc.
Puzzledly 1,000-Piece Collection: 5 Jigsaw Puzzles, $88.99 (reg. $125)
If you like those Puzzledly puzzles, go all in with a five-pack. Get Little Boxes on the Hillside, Fruit Lover's Dream, Genie in a Bottle, Tropical State of Mind, and Chinese Lanterns all in one collection. It's enough to keep you occupied for potentially the rest of your life.
Crystal Chess Set, $159.99 (reg. $300)
Whether you're still riding the wave of The Queen's Gambit or you're actually, like, good at chess, upgrade your setup with this beautiful board. It would look especially great on a glass table. Just sayin'.
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