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Is your pet randomly scratching itself all the time? Like, all the time? Like, more than just its butt? If so, there's a good chance your pet has allergies, but they haven't evolved the communication abilities to tell you that they're allergic to grass. Can you imagine being a quadruped allergic to grass? You'd be so sad all the time.

Rather than just watch your pet scratch, try to get to the bottom of it (again, not that one). With the Allergy Test My Pet Kit, you can be an at-home allergist for your best friend. It's an affordable, easy-to-use sensitivity test that detects more than 100 of the most common allergens that might be causing your pet stress by measuring the proteins found in a sample. Each report includes a custom analysis of the food and environmental factors that might be behind your pet's out-wigging as well as household products and foods you should avoid and more.

One early adopter wrote, "We were fortunate enough to be included in the testing of this product, and our results really helped us with the itchy coat Ernie was experiencing. We assumed he was allergic to chicken, but it turns out he had reactions to salmon and some other fish. This information really helped us with his diet." What a relief for Ernie! It's not like he could just be like, "Yo, these swimmers are messing me up." Also, he sounds adorable. Don't you want the same for your own Ernie or Bert or whatever stupid non-Muppet name you gave your pet?

Treat your pet right. During our pre-Black Friday Doorbusters sale, you can get the Allergy Test My Pet Kit for just $64.99. That's a big chunk off the $99 retail price and a small price to pay for figuring out why your pet won't stop doing the itchy itchy shake.

Prices are subject to change.

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