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Sure, you can't function in society without Apple products, but the problem is that they know that. Every time you get something from them, they spit in your face by, like, giving you a cable that's useless without a charging brick or refusing to cover anything unless you pay $150 for AppleCare+. It's time to stand up and say "Enough!" Then sit back down and buy your accessories from third-party vendors instead. And would you look at that? We've got a bunch right here at Black Friday prices. Just use code SAVE15NOV to save an extra 15% off all of the below.

Crave 4Ft Lightning to USB Cable, $12.74 (reg. $19) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Apple Lightning to USB cables are, like, $25 and built to last 15 minutes. This one from Crave is longer, stronger, and down to get the friction onger (i.e., half the price).

Apple Watch Charging Cable & Stand, $16.14 (reg. $49) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Let something else feel fancy by wearing your Apple Watch. This stand and charging cable is just $16, a fraction of what you'd pay for an upgrade at the Apple Store. Look how happy it looks!

VogDUO 18W PD Wall Charger + 6.6' Lightning Cable Set, $21.24 (reg. $39) with promo code SAVE15NOV

When you need a quick dose of power before running out for the day (not the Wolf of Wall Street kind), this 18W PD wall charger has you covered. It's rated to provide up to 50% battery level in just 30 minutes.

Apple iPhone Lightning Dock, $21.24 (reg. $65) with promo code SAVE15NOV

The new iPhone has a Lightning port again! That means this dock works for iPhone 5, 6, 7, 8, and 13!

ChargeHub X3: 3-Port USB SuperCharger, $22.49 (reg. $29.99) with promo code LIMITLESS25

This iPhone Life Best of CES awardee has three USB ports for charging three devices simultaneously at high speed. It's like some kind of octopus of power but not nearly as scary as that sounds.

Ocushield Anti-Blue Light Screen Protector for iPhone 11/XR, $25.49 (reg. $46) with promo code SAVE15NOV

If you're spending an absurd amount of time looking at your phone, the blue light may cause damage to your eyes. Give yourself a layer of protection with this screen protector that blocks blue light without the need for any nerdy glasses (or upgrading the ones you already wear, you sexy, bespectacled thing).

Photo Backup Stick(R) Universal, $45.89 (reg. $59) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Want to backup your iPhone somewhere other than the Cloud? We won't ask questions. This clever stick lets you backup 8GB worth of nudes (or whatever else you want to stash for some reason) on a secure Lightning stick.

Wireless Charging Dock for iPhone, Apple Watch, & AirPods, $86.69 (reg. $146) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Designate a special area of your desk for this classy charging dock. It can wirelessly charge your Apple Watch, iPhone, and AirPods all at once so you can reduce cable clutter and make sure your devices are always at full power.

Scanmarker Air Digital Highlighter, Case, & Earbuds Bundle, $133.45 (reg. $197) with promo code SAVE15NOV

An awesome kit for students or professionals who take a lot of notes, Scanmarker can scan 3,000 characters per minute or a full line of text within a second, digitizing it and saving it to the Cloud. It has super accurate translation for more than 50 languages and can even read text back to you in real-time while scanning. Plus, this bundle comes with a case and a set of Bluetooth earbuds.

NYTSTND QUAD MagSafe Wireless + USB-C Charging Station, $181.04 (reg. $229) with promo code SAVE15NOV

Charge your entire arsenal of devices with this station that incorporates a five-coil wireless Qi area, a built-in USB connector, and an Apple Watch charger in one. It can handle your iPad, MagSafe iPhone 12 or later, AirPods, and Apple Watch all at once.

Apple Mac mini Intel Core i5, 2.5GHz 16GB RAM 500GB HDD, $254.15 (reg. $699) with promo code SAVE15NOV

The Mac mini is an awesome innovation for anyone who wants the power of a laptop but the inertia of a Snorlax. Connect the mini to a monitor at home (or anywhere -- it's very easy to move, if you're into that kind of thing) and you'll get outstanding computing power in a tiny package.

Apple Watch Series 6 GPS 44mm, $352.74 (reg. $429) with promo code SAVE15NOV

The Apple Watch Series 7 is here, which means it's time to get Series 6 for an incredible price. Track your fitness, keep up with notifications hands-free, and so much more. By buying this Open Box Apple Watch 6, you can save more than $80 off the price at the Apple Store, and you don't even have to put on shoes. And isn't that the real savings?

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