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Inside all of us is a raging competitor that just cannot be satiated without destroying somebody with colored scraps of paper, though the fire burns brighter in some of us than others. We've rounded up 10 of the coolest gifts that you can give to that competitive maniac in your life. Plus, they're all on sale.

Gameo Handheld Game Console with 500 Games, $39.95 (reg. $48)

Give your friend a convenient way to phase people out. This pocket-sized console comes pre-loaded with 500 games that will take you on a big old romp down nostalgia lane.

Farting Frenchies: A Card Game, $19.99 (reg. $24)

This ridiculous card game works a little like Exploding Kittens except its dogs exploding out their butts. It's a little more complicated than that, of course, but the goal is a good one: GET FRENCHIES.

Puzzledly 1,000-Piece Jigsaw Puzzle, $24.99

We all know a puzzle person, too, of course. This 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle is made of 100% recycled material and comes together to form a 29" x 20" masterpiece.

FLUSTER: The Social Card Game, $24.99 (reg. $35)

Learn a bunch of stuff you can't unlearn about your friends with this Kickstarter-funded card game. Perfect for parties, campfires, road trips, and more, it contains 100 unusual questions to help your loved ones recall that time they dot, dot, dotted all over the place.

Power Hour Tower - Adult Party Game, $32.99 (reg. $34)

You haven't played Jenga like this. In this version, every block you draw bears a unique challenge, games, tasks, and more, in case the stress of reverse-engineering isn't thrilling enough for you.

PocketGuitar Bluetooth-Enabled AI Guitar, $34.95 (reg. $40)

Air guitar takes on a whole new meaning with this Bluetooth-enabled guitar pick. Pair it with the AeroBand app to learn the basics of rhythm without that heavy old guitar, and you'll be well on your way to announcing "And now, here's 'Wonderwall.'"

Dragon VR Gaming 3D Stereo Headset with Bluetooth Controller, $99.99 (reg. $199)

Get immersed in gaming with this headset designed for smartphones from 4.7--6 inches. This thing is like having a movie theater on your face that uses your phone to play panoramic videos, games, movies, and much more.

PocketDrum Too Real Drum Sticks + Foot Sensor Set, $135.95 (reg. $159)

Got a drummer friend? Tell them politely to practice in quiet with this Indiegogo-funded drum set. Just connect PocketDrum to any Bluetooth-enabled device with the AeroBand app to get into the spirit of (wireless) radio.

PutterBall Backyard Golf Game, $159.99 (reg. $189) with promo code PUTTER10

This fun set rolls out so you can practice your putting or just smack some balls at holes while getting drunk. It's cornhole for putting! Or beer pong for putting! It really just depends how you want to play.

PhiGolf: Mobile & Home Smart Golf Simulator with Swing Stick, $169 (reg. $249) with promo code GOLF10

Don't want to go to Florida to play golf this winter? Who can blame you? Instead, play some of the world's greatest courses virtually from the comfort of your home. This system comes with an app and swing stick to simulate your real swing where the beers are just a lot easier to get.

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