Be Less Sweaty With These Budget-Friendly Assists!

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This nationwide heatwave is screwing all sorts of things up. From video game development companies shutting down to your underpants being constantly soaked in sweat and who knows what else, it's time to say enough is enough! But don't ratchet up the A/C and spend hundreds on your electric bill. Check out some of these budget-friendly humidifiers, fans, and A/C units instead.
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TOSOT Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier

MSRP: $49
This Amazon's Choice humidifier has just one button, so even your dumbest cousin couldn't mess it up. Despite that, it has three different mist output levels and a 360-degree mist nozzle that can cover the entire room in cooling, misty air. We don't know how. It's magic.
Arctic Air Mini Room Air Cooler

MSRP: $70
Look at how happy that family looks. That little girl is so happy to be sharing her book with her mom because she's not crisping up in Satan's air fryer. That's the good vibes this 750ml portable evaporative air cooler brings to the table.
TaoTronics Ultrasonic Cool Mist Bedroom Humidifier

MSRP: $56
This TaoTronics offering has a 4L capacity that can humidify a room up to 323 square feet. With patented noise reduction technology, it won't disturb you while you're sleeping, and it's easy to clean and maintain. It's also an Amazon's Choice humidifier, so why not get this one and the TOSOT and make them fight?
Outdoor Portable Camping Fan with LED Lights

MSRP: $69
Trying to cool off in the middle of a muggy night in the middle of a tent in the middle of the woods? This fan has you covered, no matter what you're stuck in the middle of. It works as a flashlight, too, so if you have to pee in the middle of the night, at least you won't be in the middle of your piddle.
Fantask 35W 28'' Oscillating Tower Fan

MSRP: $69
When a silly little desk fan isn't enough, trust this oscillating tower fan to get the job done. Catch a nice breeze no matter where you are in the room, or as you shuffle around the room, following it. Hey, it's too hot out for a run -- you've gotta get your workout somehow.
Missed Global Stella Humidifier

MSRP: $74
With dual misting ports, this portable humidifier named Stella covers up to 150 square feet and works for up to six hours wirelessly. She's also stylish, easy to clean, and fun to talk to. Such a good listener.
EvaChill EV-500 Personal Air Conditioner

MSRP: $99
The EvaChill lives up to its name, using natural evaporative cooling to absorb the air around you (great for humidity!) and turn it into cool air blowing on you. Science, bish!
16'' Adjustable Oscillating Pedestal Fan

MSRP: $99
It's called a pedestal fan because you're going to put it on a pedestal after it saves you from heat stroke. This oscillating fan also comes with a remote control so you can adjust the settings without having to get up, making it pretty much everything you've ever wanted in a roommate.

MSRP: $149
Sale Price: $129 (with code OBJECTO20)
It might look like an elegant centerpiece on a Real Housewife's table, but this humidifier goes above and beyond with performance. With ultrasonic tech to kill bacteria, a powerful humidifier that covers up to 350 square feet, and an aromatherapy feature, it'll get you feeling real nice at home.

MSRP: $259
This heavy-duty air purifier features three filter nets that capture nasty stuff and release fresh air back into your world. It can remove smoke, bacteria, viruses, allergens, pet dander, and more from up to 800 square feet, spitting only the cleanest, coolest air back on you. Trust us: It's the only way to get spit on.