Show Us The Money Because These Are The Coolest Deals We Found This Week
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We can't help it. There's something inside all of us that makes us want to buy stuff. We're here to help you scratch that itch (provided that it is, in fact, external). We've scoured the web and found a collection of wacky goodies that are sure to make you feel something. Check them out:
Give any space a futuristic upgrade with this coil lamp. Equipped with advanced LED tech, this lamp never overheats and lets you use the included remote control to choose between 358 lighting effects and more than 16 million colors, so there has to be one you and your roommates can agree on.
Get outta here with your wimpy "drinking" and "mixing" of drinks. You ever smoked a drink? No, we're not talking about some strange bong-type contraption. This American-made smoke infuser adds deep, smoky flavors to cocktails for a tastier drink, a fuller experience, and a sense of superiority to regular cocktail drinkers.
Store the things you actually smoke in Stori(TM), the elegant storage system for your weed, lighters, papers, vapes, and anything else you need for a good time. Its airtight lids keep everything fresh and easily accessible to you while keeping kids and pets out. Marie Kondo would approve, probably.
This Dwight Schrute-worthy torch has a max output of 1,300 lumens and features a strike bezel embedded with high-hardness nano-ceramic beads that make it easy to break glass in an emergency and also let you constantly repeat the words "high-hardness."
Whether you want to admire a distant landscape or just some cool bugs, this monocular telescope's multi-coated optics and 50x60 magnification will help you do it in crystal clarity.
Don't let your complete lack of astronaut qualifications stop you from dominating the moon. With these meticulously crafted lights that can be adjusted to warm yellow or natural white light, you can make that haughty orb your pet.
Whether you're an entrepreneur who needs to take product photos or just like to hold photo shoots for your stuffed animals, this ingenious portable photo studio allows you to build a professional set in just moments. It has all the lighting and staging elements you need to turn your stuffed otter into a star.
Get some hot double screen action no matter where you want to work with Ofiyaa. This multifunctional, portable screen monitor attaches to your laptop as a second screen, boosting your productivity while allowing you to customize the display modes to work on up to three screens.
You know what they say about art -- the bigger, the better -- so this 48" x 72" space cadet print must be amazing. It comes from the Hidden Moves universe, the toybox for the collected works of Welsh artist and designer Rhys Owens, which probably means nothing to you but will make you sound really smart and artsy if you memorize it.
You always wished you had an Italian grandma to teach you the secrets of old world cooking, but Nonna Live is the next best thing. A virtual cooking class with Nonna Nerina from her village outside Rome is like a warm, basil-scented hug, and if nothing else, you'll walk away with a sweet new pasta recipe.
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