It's Time To Finally Travel Beyond The Refrigerator

It's Time To Finally Travel Beyond The Refrigerator

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After a year of abject misery, we can all finally take a collective breath right in each other's faces. Summer is here and traveling is back on the table, so if you're sick of seeing all of those miserable, selfish bastards who spent the entire pandemic posting about their maskless beach vacations while you stayed responsibly at home, it's payback time.

But with everybody doing it, traveling is absurdly expensive, and you might just be out of practice after spending the last year only traveling between your couch, bed, and fridge. To help you get back in the travel swing of things, we've put together The World Traveler Bundle ft. Rosetta Stone Lifetime Subscription, three great resources available for 88% off. What does it include?

Rosetta Stone

Considered the "Gold Standard" of language learning programs, Rosetta Stone's intuitive, immersive training method will have you ready to start conversing with the native people of your destination in no time. It's been trusted for nearly three decades by top organizations like NASA and TripAdvisor for good reason: You can learn up to 24 languages with award-winning interactive software and proprietary speech recognition, all on your own time. You'll learn to read, write, speak, and understand so you can find your way off the beaten and touristy path and into some crazy underground rave or something. You're welcome.

Matt's Flights

Flights ain't cheap, but guess what? Sometimes they screw up. When they do, Matt's Flights is there, ready to pounce like a ravenous cheetah with a slick, wheeled suitcase. Featured in The New York Times and Thrillist, Matt's Flights scours the web for the best flight deals from hundreds of airports. With your subscription, you can just enter your departing airport and you'll receive cheap flight emails a few times each week. You can also make an unlimited number of custom search requests to guarantee the cheapest airfare possible.

The Complete 2021 Travel Hacker Bundle

Finally, prepare yourself for traversing the world with this six-course bundle dedicated to helping you be less of an ugly American on your travels. You'll learn how to become a digital nomad and travel on a budget and even get a crash course in travel photography in case you want to make everyone jealous on Instagram (which, come on, we know you do).

Sold separately, these three resources could cost you over $1,500, but through The World Traveler Bundle ft. Rosetta Stone Lifetime Subscription, you'll get lifetime access to all of them for just $199.

Prices subject to change.

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