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We all forget things from time to time. Things fall through cracks, slip minds, get yeeted into the sun, etc. But if it's gotten to the point that the people in your life have started calling you Forgetful Greg, and then Unreliable Greg, and then Greg Who Never Remembers Shit, it's time to do something about it. Sure, you could just make a to-do list on your phone, but that option has always been there and you clearly haven't used it. Instead, make it more fun for yourself by carrying around a PoooliPrint(TM) L1 Inkless Pocket Printer.

First off, yes, this pocket-sized printer looks like a chicken. Thanks for noticing, but despite its fowl appearance, PoooliPrint(TM) is the world's most versatile pocket printer. You can fully edit pictures, lists, notes, graphs, and more with a touch of your finger before printing in seconds, and with its 1.9" printing width and 200dpi definition, you never have to sacrifice quality for convenience. It's also equipped with ZeroInk technology so you don't have to constantly reload it with egg-shaped ink cartridges or something like that. That could get weird in a hurry. Plus, it's easy to recharge using a USB charger, and the detachable beak even doubles as a magnet or cardholder to display your art or keep your to-do lists handy. Isn't that fun?

Find out why the PoooliPrint(TM) L1 Inkless Pocket Printer has earned 4.1 stars on Amazon. Normally $144, you can get it for just $69.99 when you use coupon code PRINT10 at checkout.

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