Feeling Weird? Just Wait Until You See This Rug

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We don't know about you, but we're sick and tired of boring adult life. What we envisioned as children as endless nights of candy-popping has materialized as early bedtimes and leafy greens. If you, too, could use a desperate dose of whimsy in your life, you've come to the right place. The 3D Bottomless Hole Optical Illusion Area Rug looks like it's straight out of Looney Tunes or A Clockwork Orange. (You know, universes of cartoonish violence.)

The rug is made from stain-resistant polyester fiber material, so it's built for the long haul of terrifying people in many homes to come. It's manufactured with the latest machine technology and a high-density memory sponge, ensuring the comfort of at least people's feet while they're staring into the abyss. The cotton interlayer absorbs water and doesn't fade while the anti-skid spots ensure it doesn't fly all over the place, which is good, because there's going to be a lot of surprised stumbling in your future.

With a bold, block-like, black-and-white pattern, this rug delivers a delightful optical illusion that will keep you on your toes, literally. It might activate your fight-or-flight response every time you walk in your front door, but a life without the sneaking suspicion that Wile E. Coyote exists is not a life worth living. We're pretty sure Winston Churchill said that.

You can get the 3D Bottomless Hole Optical Illusion Area Rug in several sizes. Check them out:

24" x 24": $15.95 (67% off $49)
31" x 31": $19.95 (71% off $69)
40" x 40": $34.95 (60% off $89)
47" x 47": $47.95 (51% off $99)

Prices are subject to change.