Feeling Weird? Just Wait Until You See This Rug

Feeling Weird? Just Wait Until You See This Rug

This piece was written by the Cracked Shop to tell you about products that are being sold there.

We don't know about you, but we're sick and tired of boring adult life. What we envisioned as children as endless nights of candy-popping has materialized as early bedtimes and leafy greens. If you, too, could use a desperate dose of whimsy in your life, you've come to the right place. The 3D Bottomless Hole Optical Illusion Area Rug looks like it's straight out of Looney Tunes or A Clockwork Orange. (You know, universes of cartoonish violence.)

The rug is made from stain-resistant polyester fiber material, so it's built for the long haul of terrifying people in many homes to come. It's manufactured with the latest machine technology and a high-density memory sponge, ensuring the comfort of at least people's feet while they're staring into the abyss. The cotton interlayer absorbs water and doesn't fade while the anti-skid spots ensure it doesn't fly all over the place, which is good, because there's going to be a lot of surprised stumbling in your future.

With a bold, block-like, black-and-white pattern, this rug delivers a delightful optical illusion that will keep you on your toes, literally. It might activate your fight-or-flight response every time you walk in your front door, but a life without the sneaking suspicion that Wile E. Coyote exists is not a life worth living. We're pretty sure Winston Churchill said that.

You can get the 3D Bottomless Hole Optical Illusion Area Rug in several sizes. Check them out:

24" x 24": $15.95 (67% off $49)
31" x 31": $19.95 (71% off $69)
40" x 40": $34.95 (60% off $89)
47" x 47": $47.95 (51% off $99)

Prices are subject to change.

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