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Once upon a time, it was considered sassy and snide to tell somebody that they need a hobby, but after 2020, it's just basic courtesy. Everybody needs a hobby to save us from our eyes being burnt out by constant television binging in a quarantined world. Fortunately, you can learn a hobby online! Right now! What a coincidence! Check out some of the cool hobbies you can learn now on sale.

The Fundamentals of Blockchain, Bitcoin & Crypto, $24.99 (reg. $200)

As long as you promise not to inundate us with "HODL" memes, we'll let you take these courses. Cryptocurrency is genuinely interesting, and it's exciting to make and lose thousands in an instant, but you should probably learn a little something about it first.

The Complete 2021 Start Your Podcast Bundle, $29.99 (reg. $1,393)

Are you like Biggie? Do you got a story to tell? Well, start a podcast and see if anybody cares to listen.

The 2021 Ultimate Mixology & Cocktail Trainer Bundle, $29.99 (reg. $1,000)

We've all been drinking a little more this past year. You might as well get creative with it. This bundle will teach you how to create cocktails with a variety of liquors because even Margarita Mondays are starting to feel stale.

The Complete 2021 Beginner to Expert Guitar Lessons Bundle, $29.99 (reg. $2,800)

There is a fine line between cool guitar and douche guitar. We believe you will fall into the former, especially if you teach yourself through online courses and don't have some guy with a ponytail and a distinct ham smell named Freddy teaching you from his Bushwick loft.

The All-in-One Adobe Creative Cloud Suite Certification Course Bundle, $33.99 (reg. $1,600)

Graphic design is cool and also extremely practical. You can make money doing this stuff! This comprehensive bundle will introduce you to the entire Adobe Creative Cloud, the leading design suite, so you can start impressing members of your preferred gender and prospective employers alike.

The Master Learn to Code 2021 Certification Bundle, $34.99 (reg. $2,594)

Believe it or not, coding can be fun! Just ask the people who regularly those "best game of the year" polls! They have such a great time, they just keep doing it.

The Complete Ableton Live 11 Music Production Essentials Bundle, $35.99 (reg. $1,600)

Learn how to dish out the chill vibes and kick out the jams by getting familiar with one of today's leading digital audio workstations, Ableton Live 11. Maybe you'll become the next famous guy in a weird mask. Who knows?

The 2021 Premium Unity Game Developer Certification Bundle, $44.99 (reg. $3,400)

Lay down the sticks for a second and listen: You can learn how to build your own games. This massive bundle will educate you in Unity, one of the world's leading game engines, so when you get frustrated with a weird level, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

The Ultimate Beginner to Grandmaster Chess Course Bundle, $89.99 (reg. $747)

The Queen's Gambit has made chess sexy, and fortunately, it's truly a lot of fun. It's a lot more fun, however, when you've learned how to play from real Grandmasters and not a weirdly mustached Jojen Reed.

The Complete 2021 American Sign Language Master Class Bundle, $19.99 (reg. $99)

Whether you know somebody who is deaf or you work in an essential job where you spend a lot of face-to-face time with people, American Sign Language (ASL) has become a very useful skill. Learn it on your own time in this bundle.

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