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One event ‘catapulted’ Lewis to the stage
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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ didn’t need that last shot of Bruce
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Every ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Main Character’s Least-Terrible Moment
The closest Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Dee and Frank each came to selflessness over the last 16 seasons
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War Elephants Were the O.G. Tanks
And yes, they were highly effective
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Going to the gym during a pandemic is not a great idea (and isn't ever really fun, if we're being honest), but neither is letting your muscles atrophy until you're just scooting around like a snail, so we've rounded up a bunch of cool workout stuff that's on sale now to keep you human. Check them out:
Iron Chest Master Fitness System
MSRP: $139
This adjustable machine was designed by Natural Bodybuilder of the Decade, Ron Williams, so he probably knows what he's doing. With a sliding track and multiple grips, it'll help you develop a chiseled upper body and probably open a few more jars than usual.
PU Speedball Punching Exercise Bag
MSRP: $59
You've seen Rocky do it in the movies, and now you can do it yourself! This speed bag is just like the ones real boxers use.
Actigun 2.0: Percussion Massager
MSRP: $299
After a tough workout, you're bound to feel some aches and pains. The Actigun 2.0 uses a Smart AI chip to actually communicate with your muscles, figuring out exactly how much power and pressure to dispense. Just make sure they're not talking smack about you.
BodyBoss 2.0 Portable Home Gym
This Kickstarter- and Indiegogo-funded platform is like having an entire gym with you at all times, only without the full-frontal nudity of the locker rooms. BodyBoss simulates thousands of dollars' worth of gym equipment and gives you access to live and recorded online trainers.
Omniball: Omnidirectional Rolling Weights
MSRP: $79
If you want to add a little more challenge to your planking, these Kickstarter-funded weights give you a naturally unstable base, forcing you to trigger more muscles to balance. They're also weights, so you can do lifting and stuff with them.
NOSSK TWIN PRO Suspension Fitness Strap Trainer
MSRP: $47
Have you ever noticed that monkeys are always in awesome shape? It's because they do a ton of suspended bodyweight training. Tap into your inner spider monkey with this suspension trainer.
WearBands(TM) 5-Level Base System
MSRP: $99
Bodyweight training is great, but as you get stronger and lose weight, it obviously becomes way easier. That's why these handy resistance bands are so useful. They'll attach to your body, adding resistance to all of your bodyweight exercises.
MSRP: $388
This innovative workout system gives you a barbell and personalized weight set to perform all kinds of strength exercises. Plus, you'll get access to unlimited live and on-demand workouts to get the most out of your barbell.
MSRP: $39
Hate running? Who can blame you? Just jump instead. It's probably a better cardio workout anyway. This guy will even count your jumps for you.
LifePro Electrostride Compact Folding Treadmill
MSRP: $499.99
Sale Price: $439.99 (with code RUN60)
No, it's not a treadmill dedicated to the Electric Slide. (Got us, too, don't worry.) It's almost as cool, however, because it actually folds up, making it suitable for any apartment space. The same certainly can't be said for your dance moves.
Prices subject to change.
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