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Life is hard. There's a dang pandemic raging about, and winter is beating the ever-loving bejeezus out of us. It's as good a time as any for some retail therapy, so we've rounded up some cool things that will make your life a little less grim. Check them out.
You paid an absurd amount of money for your AirPods Pro, so take care of them with this kit. It includes a magnetic neck strap, a watch band holder, a silicone case, and carabiner to protect and keep track of them.
We've all got too many dang devices these days, so you might as well get a single pad to charge them all. This guy can wirelessly charge a Qi-compatible iPhone, two sets of AirPods, and an Apple Watch all at once.
This extra-strength, mini-knife folds up and fits nicely in your pocket. Dwight Schrute probably has two.
This clever heads-up navigation display lets you see where you're going without taking your eyes off the road. Never again try to keep one eye on the road and the other on your phone or, god forbid, let shotgun tell you where to go in their own special language in which "right" actually means "left." This display puts the route right in front of you.
Bring your soundtrack everywhere and make the earth quake with this powerful wireless speaker. It also includes a built-in power bank to charge your devices. It's a certified beast.
Bad golf swing? This mechanical golf training aid might help. It attaches to your club and maneuvers whenever you break a square club face to keep your swing in line. It's like training wheels for your ball thwacker.
If planks aren't already hard enough, you can add the Omniball to add some natural imbalance, you monster. It forces you to work a little bit harder, triggering more muscles in your core, so before you know it, you'll be able to beat a guy up with just your abs.
Now, you probably won't get into some kind of sexy Ghost percussion massage scenario like the image above, but this powerful massager will come in handy when you're sore after a workout. If you do find some sexy person to wield it, all the better.
Decided to get into fitness this year? Good on you! If we know you, though, you're a big nerd, so add this strap to your Apple Watch to get bioimpedance analysis on things like body fat, muscle mass, and more statsy goodness.
This Indiegogo-funded drone is designed for first-person viewing flight. It reaches speeds of up to 45 miles per hour and does all kinds of flip and flops, but it's so easy to fly, your dog could do it. Seriously. Please try to teach them. Send video.
Sale Price: $145
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