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Some days, you wake up with so much gusto that the coffee seems to leap into your hand of its own accord, but today is not one of those days. We just watched 20 consecutive episodes of Batman: The Animated Series on HBO Max in our unmade beds, so if you're in the same boat, just have a glass of wine and look at these deals. We promise they won't require your mind.

Tiki Toss Original: The Original Hook & Ring Game

If you can summon the energy to get out of bed, do something different with the original hook and ring game. Set the Tiki Toss up just about anywhere and start tossing, no leg movement required.

MSRP: $30

Sale Price: $23 with promo code TIKITOSS7

Power Hour Tower

You've played JENGA, and you've probably played JENGA at bars with silly dares written all over the tiles. Well, that's what this is, just smaller.

MSRP: $34

Sale Price: $32.99 (5% off)

Tiki Torch Bluetooth LED Light Up Speaker

Turn up the socially isolated party! This wireless Bluetooth speaker looks just like a tiki torch, so you'll have those island vibes in your room whenever you want. Eerie.

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $39.99 (59% off)

Global Drone 4K Platinum Version

Expand your horizons and see the world from your living room! This drone has an advanced 4K camera that captures high-def photos and stable videos. It also has a 3-level flight speed, giving you more control in case you're an absolutely horrendous pilot.

MSRP: $119

Sale Price: $109.95 (8% off)

iSpyPen PRO 2021 Model (32GB/6-Hour Storage/Black) + Adapter & Battery

This clever spy pen can definitely get you into some trouble, so first off, no being bad. It has 1920x1080 full HD resolution, an audio recorder, and supports up to 32GB of onboard storage for all of your weird recording urges.

MSRP: $148

Sale Price: $119.99 (18% off)

Intelligent Flower Hydroponic Planter

Looking for a hobby you can do at home? This planter is a soil-less indoor gardening kit that lets you grow plants using LED grow lights. It's specifically designed to cultivate plants without the presence of soil to avoid contamination, nitrite, and other bad things. Let the artificially produced sunshine in!

MSRP: $255

Sale Price: $199.95 (21% off)

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