Geologie Makes Men's Skincare Less Scary

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Believe it or not, skincare is not a racket dreamed up by the fashion and cosmetics Illuminati. It turns out that once-in-a-lifetime hormone dump that got rid of all your acne and made your skin baby butt smooth by college was literally once in a lifetime and your skin does actually need care, but figuring out which products aren't hilariously overpriced or tested on adorable monkeys while trying to decipher all those Latin words on the back just so ... much ... responsibility.

Fortunately, Geologie was founded by guys who also wanted to take care of their skin and had no idea what they were doing, and they've done all the thinking for you. With Geologie, you don't have to worry your pretty little head about knowing what retinol and niacinamide are; you just need to know where to smear what and when, and Geologie even tells you that. It's like a big, strong hand to lead you through the treacherous world of moisturizers.

With Geologie, you just take a 30-second diagnostic quiz, get a $37 30-Day Complete Trial Set, and continue with 90-day supplies once you fall in love with the skincare routine they've made for you. All routines are just two steps each day, so if you can brush your teeth, you can handle this routine. (If you can't, you admittedly have bigger problems and are excused.) Geologie also provides expert customer service and skin consultation and has earned more than 2,000 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.8 out of 5. That's probably why they were winners at the Men's Health, Esquire, and AskMen 2019 Grooming Awards.

Get your skin looking nice without looking like an idiot at the Macy's counter. See what Geologie can do for you, and if you're not happy, hammer that 14-day money-back guarantee.