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It's a cold winter out there, and if you're sick of spending thousands of dollars on heating every year, maybe it's time to make some changes. Enter: The Swedes! Swedish people know a little something about cold, and they invented Ikea, so leave it to them to create an innovative, practical solution to getting warm at home. The Värme Portable Air Heater with Detachable Hand Warmer will be your best friend this winter, although we don't recommend getting drinks with it. Lots of places are still in lockdown, after all.
This clever portable heater heats up in only three seconds, just like you in college. Just put it on your desk or a table by the couch when you're reading (okay, binge-watching Law & Order), and it'll keep you warm and cozy. You can adjust the warmth level easily, and it operates at less than 56.9dB, so you can hear Christopher Meloni's dulcet tones without interference. It also turns off automatically after four hours so you won't have to worry about leaving the house and burning it down.
Speaking of leaving the house, the Värme also comes with a detachable hand warmer for when you brave the elements. In just a few minutes, the Phase Changing Wax in the hand warmer captures heat and holds the temperature around 122 degrees Fahrenheit for up to an hour. Whether you're shoveling the driveway, throwing snowballs, or competing in an increasingly complicated series of winter games invented by you and your friends (see: lockdown), this hand warmer will come in handy. No? You're no fun.
Leave it to the Swedes to keep you warm this winter. Normally $99, you can get the Värme Portable Air Heater with Detachable Hand Warmer for 14% off at $84.99 now.
Prices subject to change.