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Coffee is a finicky thing. When it's first brewed, it's like the scalding fires of Mordor, but if you wait 30 seconds too long to start drinking it, it's like donkey trough water. Typically, you have three solid minutes to drink your coffee at the ideal temperature, and that, frankly, will not fly. That's why the Electric Smart Mug Warmer is such a valuable investment.
This lightweight cup warmer uses smart tech to keep your beverage at the exact right temperature for you. Choose between 104 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit, and this baby's 18W heating element will magically keep your coffee right at that temp. You will almost definitely have to determine ideal temperature through trial and error, but if your roommate walks in on you in full experimentation mode, complete with beakers and thermometers and such, and asks what you're doing, you can just scream "SCIENCE!" at them.
If you leave your mug off the warmer, its gravity induction sensor tech will turn the unit off after one minute so you won't have to worry about coming back an hour later and frying your hand when you pick it up, and the whole unit is even resistant to spills so you have one less thing to worry about when you dump coffee all over your desk at a comically inopportune moment.
You deserve to enjoy your coffee and tea at a consistent temperature for longer than a YouTube ad. Normally, the Electric Smart Mug Warmer is $59, but you can enjoy some extra special savings if you buy today. Just use the code HOLIDAY20 at checkout to get it for just $18.39, then go ahead and use that code to save an extra 20% off sitewide to ring in the new year. You're worth it, you beautiful exotic bird.
Prices subject to change.