The Best Deals of the Year From the Cracked Store
This piece was written by the Cracked Shop to tell you about products that are being sold there.
Everybody's doing those year-end roundups about the best albums, the best movies, and the most horrifying food monsters that trended on TikTok and whatnot, but you don't get anything when you read those! We're giving you extra special end-of-year savings with this "best of" roundup. When you buy any of our bestsellers from 2020, use the code MERRY15 to get an extra 15% off, but act fast. Much like the jolly old elf, it only works for one day.
BAKBLADE 2.0 Plus DIY Back Hair Removal & Body Shaver, $13.59 (reg. $39) with promo code MERRY15
It used to be that if you had a hairy back and no friends -- the classic catch-22 -- that you just had to live with it, but this is the 2020s. Nobody has to live with anything anymore. With this ergonomic, easy-to-use back shaver, you can achieve the backscape of your dreams all by yourself for less than the cost of a regular razor.
Rubberized Wireless Earbuds + Charging Case, $16.99 (reg. $79) with promo code MERRY15
Who says you have to sell an actual arm and a leg for wireless earbuds? These rubberized buddies are less than $20 right now.
ZeroDark 3-Piece Tactical Set: Flashlight, Lantern & Headlamp, $16.99 (reg. $59) with promo code MERRY15
Hey, you never know when you might need a little light in your life. Literally, not metaphorically. We can't offer any metaphorical light, just this tactical lighting set.
Sinji Flexible Borescope Camera for Android & iOS, $33.96 (reg. $60) with promo code MERRY15
Whether you're a DIYer who likes to diagnose household problems at the source or you're just into some weird stuff, you'll appreciate this winding, live-streaming borescope camera.
The Draft Top: Easy Can Opener, $33.99 (reg. $49) with promo code MERRY15
Whether you've got a big mouth, brittle fingernails, or you just need that booze faster, The Draft Top makes it easy to rip the entire top off a can. (No jagged edges, we promise.)
High Potency CBD Sour Bear Gummies, $46.74 (reg. $129) with promo code MERRY15
Reach maximum chill with these high potency CBD gummies that taste as good as they'll make you feel.
Rejuven Skin 5-in-1 Anti-Aging Facial Toning Device, $50.99 (reg. $99) with promo code MERRY15
It's no portrait that ages for you, but this device that uses ultrasonic tech, galvanic ions, and three-light rejuvenation is the next best thing.
Altec Lansing ALT-500 Turntable, $63.71 (reg. $150) with promo code MERRY15
Enjoy your vinyl collection in style, or just be the hipster you are and use this turntable as a Bluetooth speaker (which it can be).
RokBlok: The World's Smallest Wireless Record Player V1.5, $76.46 (reg. $99) with promo code MERRY15
What? Playing records on a turntable isn't good enough for you? Okay, well, put that record on the cement floor, put a RokBlok on it, and watch the witchcraft happen.
Urban E-Skateboard: Basic Version, $94.31 (reg. $450) with promo code MERRY15
You'll be the envy of every middle-schooler on this speedy electric skateboard, and they don't need to know you got it for less than $100.
PhiGolf: Mobile & Home Smart Golf Simulator with Swing Stick, $211.65 (reg. $249) with promo code MERRY15
Has your favorite golf course turned into a stupid winter wonderland? Don't fret. It probably sucked anyway, at least in comparison to the courses you can play on this golf simulator, which are some of the nicest in the world, without even putting on pants.
Johnny Fly(TM) Traveler Duffle, $245.64 (reg. $360) with promo code MERRY15
You'll feel like a real 1920s mafioso with this lightweight leather travel bag. It's the durable carry-on that looks like a classic and functions like a modern duffle. Just don't forget you can't smoke on the plane.
CARSULE Pop-Up Cabin for Your Car, $254.99 (reg. $379) with promo code MERRY15
If you're thinking about going on a road trip in 2021 (who can blame you?), bring this baby along to turn your car into a home with a screened-in porch. It sure beats the Super 8.
Mobile Pixels TRIO MAX: Portable Dual Screen Laptop Monitor, $271.15 (reg. $319) with promo code MERRY15
This portable setup lets you add two additional screens to your laptop so you can multitask like a maniac.
Rose Box(TM) Mirrored Table Centerpiece & 12 Everlasting Roses, $186.99 (reg. $299) with promo code MERRY15
These Ecuadorian roses are picked and treated with a mysterious process that makes them stay fresh for over a year and probably won't give you superpowers. You know, unless that's a selling point for you.
Prices subject to change.