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Whether you're a content creator, freelancer, small business owner, or you just have a hilariously stupid idea you need to share with the world immediately, you're not gonna get far without a website. What else are you gonna do? Perform your entire Walmart musical by yourself outside the subway? That'll reach, like, 50 people at most.

Instead, create a professional website all by yourself using Wix. Wix empowers you to build something truly unique to your business or interests, corporate-theatrical or otherwise. It's the only website builder that gives individuals the tools to build completely fine-tuned websites that meet all of your specific and most unique needs. Like, really specific. So many blue vests.

Not so good with the design thing? That's fine. The talents of the person who wrote "Save Money, Live Better, Tap Faster" clearly lie elsewhere. Wix gives you access to more than 500 templates that are compatible with desktop and mobile devices so you have a foundation to build from. These flexible, professional templates let you build informational pages, complete blogs, media galleries, video channels, menus, and much more -- all of which are fully customizable to your needs.

If you want to start an online store, Wix's ecommerce tools give you the power to showcase products, drive promotions, accept payments online, and more. Think of all the distorted smiley face t-shirts you could sell. Restaurant owners can even process delivery and pickup orders online without paying any commission fees, if you're normal like that. Wix also provides reliable web hosting, digital security, search engine optimization (SEO) services, and access to dedicated support teams to keep your website running smoothly.

More than 180 million people across the world choose Wix because it makes building and running a professional website, or even a completely unprofessional website, more accessible than ever. You can get started today.

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