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Black Friday has arrived! O, glorious gods of capitalism, bequeath us your sweet, sweet gifts! It's time to start your holiday shopping, and you've come to the right place. Use code BFSAVE20 at checkout and you can save an extra 20% off these awesome techie gifts for everyone on your list, even your weirdest cousin.
AirPods Pro Accessory Bundle, $11.99 (reg. $29) with promo code BFSAVE20
Keep your AirPods nice and safe when you're out and about with this bundle that includes a protective sleeve, a carabiner, an anti-loss rope, and an earbud holder. You paid a lot for them; don't lose them in a gutter somewhere.
Macro Lens Kit, $15.99 (reg. $26) with promo code BFSAVE20
Photograph the miniature world with this dual lens kit. Take pictures of ants, little flecks of dust, or whatever else you want, ya big weirdo.
Space Fighters Building Block Drone, $27.99 (reg. $40) with promo code BFSAVE20
Teach your kids STEM concepts and have a sick time doing it by building a drone from scratch! This DIY drone kit is like LEGO on steroids, and you can probably convince your partner that it's totally for the kids and no one else.
Magnetic Power Tiles: 4-in-1 Wireless Charging Station, $31.99 (reg. $99) with promo code BFSAVE20
Unite all of your devices in one magnetic charger. This efficient station can wirelessly charge your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPod Pros, as well as one more phone with a wire and also your sense of well-being, at least insofar as it's measured by the total battery life of your devices.
Innotech Bluetooth 4.0 Smart Scale, BMI Analyzer & Health Monitor, $43.19 (reg. $69) with promo code BFSAVE20
At least pretend you're taking care of yourself this winter with this intricate health monitor. It's a scale, BMI analyzer, and much more so you can get a full view of your health every time you step on it. Well, almost full. There's no telling what all that gravy is doing to your arteries right now, but it was worth it.
BatteryPro Portable Charger for iPhone & Apple Watch, $63.99 (reg. $99) with promo code BFSAVE20
Charge your iPhone and Apple Watch on the go whenever you need a boost with this lightweight, easy-to-use portable charger.
Nix Mini Color Sensor V2, $67.16 (reg. $99) with promo code BFSAVE20
The naked eye sucks at identifying colors. Just ask the painter who thought he could eye-ball a comparison for a bathroom job. This portable sensor matches any color to thousands of name-brand paints, as well as CMYK, HEX, and sRGB scales.
Global Drone 4K Platinum Version, $87.96 (reg. $119) with promo code BFSAVE20
That's right: a top-tier drone for less than $100. This quadcopter has a 4K HD camera, supports 360º rolls and flips, and is easy to control with multi-level flight speed so you can mess with people all up and down your street.
Apple iPad 4 9.7" 16GB - Black (Certified Refurbished) Bundle, $134.99 (reg. $199)
It's simply unpossible that no one on your list could use a new tablet, and this 2012 Apple iPad 4 model is certified refurbished to score you extra savings. For a little over $100, you'll get the iPad, a tempered glass protector, a case, a stylus, and some serious Cool Aunt points.
Docking Station for iPhone/Apple Watch + Lightning Charger, $109.60 (reg. $146) with promo code BFSAVE20
Add a touch of class to your workspace with this practical dock. It'll wirelessly charge your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods all at once. No one has to know that they're all full of cartoon theme songs.
ProBASE Gen2 USB-C 3.1 Laptop Stand, $115.99 (reg. $189) with promo code BFSAVE20
Your laptop is too special to just sit on your gross lap. How many crumbs do you think are living in that thing? This USB-C stand is equipped with 3 USB 3.1 Gen2 ports, which is why it has a 9.6-star rating from The Gadget Flow. Just don't let Lappy get too spoiled. That's how dystopias happen.
Desklab Portable Touchscreen Monitor, $199.16 (reg. $275) with promo code BFSAVE20
We're all working from home these days, so you might as well add a little mobility to the mix. This portable touchscreen monitor lets you get more out of your laptop and easily sets up anywhere you want it, from your kitchen to your bathtub to your impromptu pillow fort (just make sure to disable your camera on Zoom).
Toybox 3D Printer Deluxe Bundle, $251.99 (reg. $469) with promo code BFSAVE20
This Shark Tank--featured product is the perfect STEM gift for any smart kid, letting kids actually design and print their own toys using the companion app. No knife required, so it's completely kid-safe, meaning you'll be giving the parents in your life some much-appreciated sitting time.
Apple MacBook Air 13.3" Core i5, 128GB SSD (Refurbished), $589.99 (reg. $999)
Think about all the gratitude, joy, and rides to the airport for life your loved one will shower upon you when you present them with their very own MacBook Air. They never have to know that you got the 2014 model of this remarkably lightweight but surprisingly high-powered laptop for less than $600.
Apple iMac 21.5" Core i5, 8GB RAM 1TB HDD - Silver (Refurbished), $679.99 (reg. $1,299)
Say whaaaa? An iMac for less than $700? You better believe it, but much like Santa Claus, your belief in this deal has an expiration date. That's because the deal does, too. Jump on it now, is what we're saying.