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We're in for a long, cold, socially distant winter. If you haven't already come up with a plan for how to navigate these dark, lonely months, it is most definitely time to start thinking about it. Sure, you could go out and get one of those fancy, new-fangled systems with ergonomic, supremely touch-sensitive controls and all kinds of knobs and whistles, but after months of increasingly desperate novelty-seeking, your brain might just want something simple (and cheap). If so, treat yourself to a Retro TV Game Console while it's 60% off today.

This fun system resembles a classic NES system, but this ain't your mom's Nintendo. The console comes preloaded with 620 classic games, including emulations of Super Mario Bros., Contra, Bomberman, Street Fighter, and more, so you won't have to worry about juggling a bunch of cartridges. It hooks up easily to your TV with an A/V cable and comes with two hardwired joysticks so you can jump right into the multiplayer fun. Just invite your pod, throw a White Claw at each of their heads, and regress your little hearts out.

Game your way through the winter! Normally $89, you can get the Retro TV Game Console for 60% off today at just $35.95.

Retro TV Game Console

MSRP: $89

Sale Price: $35.95 (60% off)

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