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The world, or at least the economy, is kind to programmers, but people are still mean. Fortunately, you have thick skin and an elastic heart, so you're already thinking about how you'll fit in when the singularity comes about and we all start answering to robots! The solution? Learn to code! Cyberpunk dystopia aside, you can at least make some good money in the short-term. Whether you've got some coding skills already or you're a complete beginner, these six resources will help you become a pro for less than $50.

Python for Beginners: The Basics for Python Development

MSRP: $199

Sale Price: $14.99

These days, most beginner coders start with Python because it's relatively straightforward and used in a huge array of programs. In this course, you'll get up to speed with Python and, at the very least, determine if you're way over your head or not.

MSRP: $1,650

Sale Price: $29.99

New for 2020, this collection serves as a jumping-off point for your programming journey in the 21st century. You'll learn JavaScript, machine learning, and convolutional neural networks (CNNs), which are funly named in at least two ways, plus all kinds of other cool things with fancy algorithms.

The 2020 Learn to Code Full Stack Developer Certification Bundle

MSRP: $1,650

Sale Price: $38.99

Full stack developers are people who can code both the front and back ends of a website all by their little selves. Don't worry if you don't know what that means yet; it's basically like having the ability to be both the head and the butt of a horse costume. Practically superheroic, right? In these courses, you'll learn how to become one yourself. No more Wix for you!

The 2020 Premium Learn To Code Certification Bundle

MSRP: $2,300

Sale Price: $39

What an enticing name, right? With ten courses and more than 120 hours of training, it's pretty premium, alright. You'll learn web development, data management, and even some deep learning programming in these courses.

The Complete Computer Programmer Super Bundle

MSRP: $2,400

Sale Price: $45

With 12 courses and more than 120 hours of training, you'll get the coding education of a lifetime in this bundle. Cover JavaScript, Python, Ruby, C, C++, Linux command line programming, and much more in one place. There's even a course called "Mastering Alexa." Finally, that strumpet will bend to your will.

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