The Best Deals You Won't Find On Amazon Prime Day

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The Best Deals You Won't Find On Amazon Prime Day

This piece was written by the Cracked Shop to tell you about products that are being sold there.

As you're probably still buried under the emails informing you, it's Amazon Prime Day, and they might have a more general monopoly but not on all the good deals! We've got our own thing going on at the Cracked Store, and you can save an extra 20% off sitewide when you use code OCTSALE20 at checkout, but act fast, because this code expires on Wednesday. Check out some of the top trending deals now:

VOTE Masks

MSRP: $25

Sale Price: $19.99

OCTSALE20: $15.99

Have you ever just wanted to inject do-goodery straight into your veins? This mask is probably the closest you'll come without risking bloodborne disease. It's a one-two punch of civic responsibility, getting out the vote while keeping in your germs. It's also a two-pack, which means you demonstrate your generosity of spirit even further by sharing it with a friend. Ugh, get out of our faces with your perfection.

U-STREAM Home Streaming Studio with Ring Light & Gooseneck Phone Holder

MSRP: $79

Sale Price: $19.99

OCTSALE20: $15.99

Sick of low-quality Zoom calls? This clever, adjustable home streaming studio holds your phone at the perfect angle and has an integrated ring light to ensure you always come across looking your best, even if you're still in your "Quaran-Queen" pajamas.

Sinji Flexible Borescope Camera for Android & iOS

MSRP: $49

Sale Price: $32.95

OCTSALE20: $26.36

Clogged drain? Dropped something where you can't see it? This slithery camera streams a real-time image to your phone so you can see into dark, tight spaces you wouldn't be able to otherwise. You don't have to say "Go go gadget borescope" to make it work, but no one can stop you, either.

4-Panel Foldable Solar Phone Charger & 10,000mAh Power Bank

MSRP: $43

Sale Price: $34.99

OCTSALE20: $27.99

Never lose power when you're on the trail. This clever power bank uses solar panels to absorb up to 10,000mAh of battery power during the day, which you can use to quickly charge your phone or other devices later. There are few easier ways to become a sun god.

Bamboo 6-Piece Smart Pocket Sheets

MSRP: $119

Sale Price: $38.99

OCTSALE20: $31.19

Looking for a new set of sheets? These comfortable bamboo sheets will keep you cozy through the winter, plus they have pockets. That makes them more functional than probably any dress that you own.

Sukasu Osami Japanese 3-Pc Chef's Knife Set

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $49.99

Price Drop: $39.99

OCTSALE20: $31.99

Round out your kitchen with a gorgeous set of three chef's knives! Forged from ultra-durable stainless steel, they'll make quick work of any ingredients and you feel like one of those badass speed-chopping TV chefs.

High Definition Monocular Telescope

MSRP: $54

Sale Price: $46.99

OCTSALE20: $37.59

Check out the night sky, an animal in the distance, or your neighb -- wait, no, we have to start remembering not to advise people to spy on their neighbors. Anyway, this portable, lightweight telescope delivers 50x60 magnification in picture-perfect image quality. You can see a person's face from about 1,000 meters away! But don't try!

Forever Pininfarina Cambiano Inkless Pen

MSRP: $129

Sale Price: $64.99

OCTSALE20: $51.99

Stay classy with this gorgeous, Italian-designed inkless pen. No more smudging ink with this utensil that will make your desk look extra fancy.

Brandless(TM) Carry-On Luggage

MSRP: $180

Sale Price: $99.99

OCTSALE20: $79.99

Need some new luggage? This 21" carry-on bag is made with guilt-free recycled PET plastic and has rollers to make getting through the airport easy.

Core46 Total Smart Gym

MSRP: $299

Sale Price: $109.99

OCTSALE20: $87.99

The Core46 is the product of 18 years of development. That's someone's entire childhood, so you know it was worth it. This machine tightens and strengthens all 46 muscles in your core, abs, lats, arms, lower back, and spine muscles at once for less back pain, more flexibility, and a stronger, more balanced core.

BioGrit Massage Gun + 8 Replaceable Massage Heads

MSRP: $449

Sale Price: $139.99

OCTSALE20: $111.99

Tough workout? Recover faster with a personalized massage. This handheld massage gun has eight different massage guns and multiple modes to help you get the muscle relief you need to get back to your workout faster, and it's way cheaper than a bulky man in a white uniform named Sven.

ABXCORE: Ab Machine with Virtual Trainer + Phone Cradle

MSRP: $199

Sale Price: $146.99

OCTSALE20: $117.59

This ingenious ab machine works your entire core, plus comes with a virtual trainer to keep you motivated as you go through the exercises, so you have no excuse not to develop at least a single ab. Come on. Just one?

SyncPen 2nd Generation Smart Pen with Notebook

MSRP: $199

Sale Price: $149.99

OCTSALE20: $119.99

Get the convenience of digital text with the pretentious aesthetic of physical notebooks with the SyncPen. This smart pen lets you jot down notes in the included notebook and digitize them immediately for reference later so you never have to worry about losing your priceless manuscript to a windy day at the beach. You live in a rom-com in this scenario.

FusionX Heated Massage Gun

MSRP: $299

Sale Price: $199.99

OCTSALE20: $159.99

Heating pads are for children. This is a heating gun. It's all the ecstatic relief of a heating pad plus some rejuvenating massage action plus the word "gun."

Lenso Cube 1080P Pocket Projector

MSRP: $799

Sale Price: $309.99

OCTSALE20: $247.99

Turn your home into a theater with this pocket-sized projector! It has a touch display to select your favorite songs, movies, or apps with ease and projects up to 120" in picture-perfect 1080p HD. It's even compatible with thousands of apps on the Google Play Store. Don't act like you haven't always wanted to play a 10-foot game of Angry Birds.

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