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Depending on where you live, you might not be breathing air so much as a smoky cloud of various density. There's really no way to escape it, so short of going all Bubble Boy, you're gonna need an air purifier. And would you believe it? We happened to round up some of the best deals on air purifiers on the web. How do we do it? Not even we know. We just black out, and when we come to, bam, great deals on air purifiers. Check them out:
This budget-friendly air purifier produces ozone, which eliminates odors while also removing pollutants from the air. You know, like that important layer with the hole in it. The hole was bad. This is why.
This portable HEPA air purifier eliminates pollutants from the air and also dispenses nice aromas to hopefully make you forget, even for a second, that the world is on fire.
This air purifier uses a pre-filter, a True HEPA filter, and a VOC filter to clean the air and eliminate odors. Three different filters, y'all. Excessive? Maybe. Effective? You bet your bippy. Whatever that is. Presumably something you don't want to lose, but you can bet it on the quality of this air filter and rest assured in your continued bippity.
On the other hand, the LUFT Cube is made with patented SPP nanotech and UV LED, bypassing the need for filters completely. Seems kind of sus, but it won a 2020 CES Innovation Award, and those people sound trustworthy.
You know what they say: Sunlight is the best disinfectant. It sure doesn't seem to be working lately, though, so try this portable air purifier that uses UV light to blast away pollutants, bacteria, and other nasty stuff in the air. It's like super-concentrated, deadly sunlight.
Do you get a sequel to the spring sniffles in the fall? How could that happen? Is your body gaslighting you? Kind of! It's the fault of a little plant called ragweed, which doesn't start pollinating until late summer. Shut the skeptics up before they even start with this air purifier designed for people with allergies.
This air purifier uses a five-filter system, including a HEPA filter, to eliminate pollutants in the air. That's right: Five. How many more filters can they get in there? That's a question for the future.
This extra-large air purifier uses a six-stage filtration system to absolutely obliterate bacteria, mold, and other pollutants from the air.
This smart purifier monitors the air and detects when it turns sour. Then, it kicks into gear to eliminate up to 99.7% of airborne particles. It even doubles as a nightlight and music player, so stick it in your baby's room and that's, like, 99% of parenting, done.
The Wynd Plus is one of the smartest air purifiers on the market. It actively scans the air to identify pollutants and gets to work quickly to eliminate them from the air. It even gives you insights about the air around you so that you can make long-term improvements to your environment, and it doesn't even judge you for it. At least, as far as we know.