Get Ever-So-Slightly Hotter With These Great Grooming Deals
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Whether you're at home because of a pandemic or on the road fleeing the results of the next election, these 10 great grooming deals will have you looking your best on Zoom and IRL. And who knows? Maybe when barber shops and salons are fully safe and back to normal, you'll still want to lord over every hair your body produces.
Let's face it --some guys can really rock that look where their nose and ear hair blends seamlessly into a stylish mustache/beard combo. For the rest of us, though, this nose and ear trimmer is a better option. Not only can it be used wet or dry, it even has a micro-vacuum to capture all our hair clippings into a small, easy-to-clean chamber. Get it today for $27 off (a 66% savings).
We hate to say it, but this rechargeable groomer from Luxitude is way more stylish than we'll ever be. Seriously, look how square and chiseled it is. It works for a whole range of grooming, from precision facial styling and beard trimming to hair clipping and body shaving. Get it today and save $35 (60% off).
These hand-crafted, all-natural, cruelty-free shaving goods include travel shaving vials to keep you looking smooth on the road, no matter who you're fleeing or why. From boar bristles to double-walled stainless steel, this is timeless stuff that's meant to last. Save $18--$30, depending on which bundle you select.
Unrealistic standards of beauty: They're not just for women anymore! Fortunately, this two-step anti-aging system not only helps us look better but also protects us from sun damage with SPF 30 and probably aids in finding a mate if we're being honest with ourselves. Save $10 with the link below.
This multi-hyphenate, USB-rechargeable electric razor helps you shave your beard, sideburns, and hair, as well as trim your nose hair and clean your face. Basically, it scrapes all the gross off your mug, leaving behind only that shining visage lurking somewhere underneath a month of neglect. It adapts to the contours of your face thanks to its floating 4-D technology, and you can use it wet or dry. Get it today for almost $60 off (60% off).
We've all got that one friend whose neck hair is out of control, and if you don't, that friend just might be you. Either way, this unique personal neck groomer glides easily over the back of your neck to keep you from looking like the victim of some lunar blood curse. Save $12 with the link below.
Ready for a wireless, all-in-one grooming experience? This high-precision, waterproof electric clipper can help you tackle everything from haircuts to beards, sideburns, and nose hair. And don't worry if it runs out of juice -- it can be used while it charges, which was shocking to us, who need a nap after washing a single dish. $12 with the link below.
This hair stencil will help you get your hairlines and facial hair styling way more sophisticated with way less risk of ruining things big time. It won on Shark Tank, so you have to admit it must rule. (After all, you've never been a winning product on Shark Tank.) Enjoy this weirdly hypnotic video, then get 20% off with the link below.
This rechargeable clipper has 6 different cutting heads to tame your hair, beard, mustache, armpit, and nose hair and gets up to two hours of use per charge. Think about how much hair you could clip in that much time. You'll start clipping your roommate, your plants, your cat -- it'll be great. Save $10 with the link below and get ready for a rollicking good clipping time the length of a standard arthouse film.
Another multi-hyphenate showoff, this cordless 5-in-1 has a bold, grip-friendly design and five detachable heads to trim hair, shave, clip nose hair, massage, and give a deep clean facial. When shaving, the 5-D floating head helps to reduce irritation and give a more comfortable experience with no worry of dropping it and kicking off a comically drawn-out Rube Goldberg situation. Enjoy 28% off with the link below.
*Prices subject to change.